weirdo
I am to be introduction of myself
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RemovedUsername-25061201 wrote:
weirdo
Thanking you very much. Please to be my frtiend.
Solvya wrote:
Not that weird
Thank. All Boris wish to do is introduce himself. Some people very mean here, but not you. Thank you.
Welcome
Hams-the-Jesus-follower wrote:
Welcome
I am the friend of Jesus too
That is excellent news
I wish to be your friend, Boris Kravtiz.
Stormy-Boy-2007 wrote:
I wish to be your friend, Boris Kravtiz.
Of course, we already friends from your first words. Please to invite me.
We are now friends!
I bet the OP is less than 5 years old
RemovedUsername-25061201 wrote:
I bet the OP is less than 5 years old
and this matters to you why?
RemovedUsername-25061201 wrote:
I bet the OP is less than 5 years old
If I offended your LGBTQ values I am very sorry. Boris only want to make friends, to love and be loved. But not in the way you want.
boriskravitz wrote:
I am Boris. Boris Kravtiz. My papa was once greatest chess master in Burtnieki, our village of 500 people, in Latvia. He invent Latvian Gambit. He used to be great member here at chess.com, but he is bitter alcoholic now, and misanthrope. So he ask me, his Baby Boris, fill in his socks. He does not have shoes. So, I am making welcome to all of you. Please to be my friend.
Welcome to our community Boris. Here we don't need socks nor shoes. People come and go as they please. Sometimes the staff make them go - then they get the boot. But otherwise no socks, no shoes.
Also I remember your dad @igorkravitz. He was a very successful rat catcher and all round stud. Can't remember why he got the boot .
Oh wait, that means you must have boots ...
a likely story.
sawdof wrote:
boriskravitz wrote:
I am Boris. Boris Kravtiz. My papa was once greatest chess master in Burtnieki, our village of 500 people, in Latvia. He invent Latvian Gambit. He used to be great member here at chess.com, but he is bitter alcoholic now, and misanthrope. So he ask me, his Baby Boris, fill in his socks. He does not have shoes. So, I am making welcome to all of you. Please to be my friend.
Welcome to our community Boris. Here we don't need socks nor shoes. People come and go as they please. Sometimes the staff make them go - then they get the boot. But otherwise no socks, no shoes.
Also I remember your dad @igorkravitz. He was a very successful rat catcher and all round stud. Can't remember why he got the boot .
Oh wait, that means you must have boots ...
Yes. I am so happy you remember great rat catcher, my papa. In fact, he did not get no boot. He still has account. But he drink too much vodka, and he cannot remember his password or email he used. So my papa ask me to fill in his boots here since now I am grown up and same age as my father. Do you remember when I was just Baby Boris, only a few years ago? Papa stop chess for two years and search for meaning of life. Then he go to LiChess, but he did not have any fun there. People too weak and polite.
I am Boris. Boris Kravtiz. My papa was once greatest chess master in Burtnieki, our village of 500 people, in Latvia. He invent Latvian Gambit. He used to be great member here at chess.com, but he is bitter alcoholic now, and misanthrope. So he ask me, his Baby Boris, fill in his socks. He does not have shoes. So, I am making welcome to all of you. Please to be my friend.