I hate chess.

Hmmmmm I eat cheese

I need help with stuff 

Im just sick of all the same stupid openings.  I hate them all.  The French.  The Caro Khan.  All of them.  I try playing some odd line against them but Im even getting beaten by these 1900's and less all the time.  Whereas I can sit down and regularly beat the engine at 2200 now, I find human players frustrating.  d4 is such a bunch of garbage I always play Englund against it because I just dont want to play as black against a standard d4 game because I feel like Ive seen all this junk before.  Sometimes I play the sicilian against e4 but even that I feel like I dont learn anything.  I dont know the damn theories behind the openings.  Im sick of chess.  I hate this game.  I may just as well sabotage my account because it just frustrates me to see the same thing over and over and over

try getting the lowest rating ever here.

If what you hate about chess are all common oppenings, why don't you try 360 chess variant?

That's why I play less and longer games, and do more puzzles. That way, when I'm on a tilt, I don't feel like I lost a ton of games. (I do feel like that when I go on a losing streak for a few days tho)

the longer games like active are fine - with 10 min / 10 min I can maintain about 2K rtg.  It is the blitz 5/5 and less that just seems like a total waste of time and at that speed above 1700 the ratings are completely arbitrary.  I have just as much chance of winning blitz against a 2200 as I do an 1800 - Ive looked through my stats.  The daily puzzles now are wayyy too easy they used to be good and interesting but now they are 3 seconds to solve I dont understand why they dumbed them down - the interface is different 

R.I.P Norm Macdonald

Man, I feel ur pain. This game makes me feel so stupud and so angery basically every time I play, and its slowly turning me into a crumbier and crumbier person cuz i cant last a day without cussin someone out due to stress over chess. As I type this, my knuckles all gooched from punchin the door after I lost like a ceayip ton of rating in blitz

I am seriously thinkin of deleting my account. I been at it over a year now, and I don't seem to be getting any better at this game. i have watched countless viedios, got lots of tips, developed my own sstyle, but can never seem to win consistently. I just get myself all riled up for no reason over this dum game on my fone! Thinkin my life will be much better without this creayp, if I just dump this game like a bad girlfriend and forget it ever existed.

The worst part about it, I feel like I have waisted so much time trying to improve at this thing that I clearly sioucks at, and sunk cost fallacy, hard to quit now that I have taken a certain amount of time to try to figure it out. If I quit now, I gonna feel like the biggest loser ever, but if I don't quit, i probably gonna continue to just wiast time and stress myself out under something I got into because I thought it would be fun and makein me more smrt

I haven't had a drink in a really long time. Maybe thats my problem. I ben sober for like Several weeks now. When I am drunk, i don't get as mad or upset about things like losing, and as a result I play better, because I don't have the anger or homicidal ideation sworling around in my mind. When I am sober, I lose too much and it's like an insult to my intelligence and the effort I sunk into learning this game. When I am drunk, I have an excuse and able to just laff it off.

probably because your just bad

nobody honestly cares if your drunk or not homeboy

You care enough to reply to what I had to say, as if I, or anyone else is supposed to care about ur infantile opinion.

i suggest go chug a lug some anti freeze would be a better use of your time

For once I agree with you MR.CZERVIK