I have a superior mind, beat Komodo, and counted to infinity twice.

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Diakonia

Done it all...true dat!

I will be posting my system on how to do all of this soon.  Check back to see how you too can do it.

thegreat_patzer

Thats Nothing.

I count to infinity in split seconds just to pass the time and  invented a jurassic park just to wrestle dinosaurs.  Obviously superior intelligence like this is bound to unrecognizable to most of you peps.

Happy April 1.

"The Great and Terrible Patzer of Chess"  (please when replying have the courtesy to correctly capitalize my name)

Diakonia
thegreat_patzer wrote:

Thats Nothing.

I count to infinity in split seconds just to pass the time and  invented a jurassic park just to wrestle dinosaurs.  Obviously superior intelligence like this is bound to unrecognizable to most of you peps.

Happy April 1.

"The Great and Terrible Patzer of Chess"  (please when replying have the courtesy to correctly capitalize my name)

Puh...Leeze...beginners stuff.  I walked on the sun barefoot.  Built a log cabin on mercury. And!...touched a kardashian and didnt get a disease.

DragonPhoenixSlayer

Diakonia everything you have done i have done twice.

I dont walk barefoot on suns only when they are exploding i didnt just beat komodo but while playing him i solved chess because it was so boring

SilentKnighte5

I had a threesome with Jesus and Mohammed.  Top that.

DragonPhoenixSlayer

ha yesterday i killed god solved the universe travelled to every universe in the multiverse got infinite power faster than it takes you guys to do any of the things you guys said you have done

thegreat_patzer

that doesn't even make sense dragon....

so then- apparently you really do possess superior intelligence; would you please best all chess.com trolls at their own game?

they're annoying....  thanks in advance. tGaTPoC.

Dodger111

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Diakonia
Whip_Kitten wrote:

I was about to believe you and then you mentioned you touched a Kardashian without getting a disease.

You'll have to be more subtle next time.

Ha!

MonkeyH