I just achieved the most beautiful pawn structure in the history of chess.

For centuries no one could ever achieve this, GMs said that it was literally impossible. 

Garry Kasparov said "Whoever achieves this structure in a game should be considered the best player in chess history". 

Tigran Petrossian said "I am the most defensive player ever, and I have never been able to achieve a position like this one. It is impossible!" 

Well guys, with big pride and happiness I announce you that I just achieved the impossible pawn structure. 8 pawns so beautifully structured that my opponent immediately resigned as a sign of respect. 

I know many of you will say it is photoshop, many others will say that I used an engine. But as you guys know, no engine has achieved the level to do a structure like this. 

This game is 100% real. I know that now I have a huge responsibility, since all important chess websites will ask me for interviews and I just received a call from Guiness World Records and they will put my name on the book. 

However I know that even though the position is Godly, I must remain humble. 

Guys, I will keep giving you lessons for the price of 50 bucks per hour as I did before. You are my inspiration and I promise I will mention you when I get the award of best chess player in history. 

Please, don't send me any money or flowers. Only a Thank You and maybe a kiss on the feet will be enough for me. 

For centuries no one could ever achieve this, GMs said that it was literally impossible. 

Garry Kasparov said "Whoever achieves this structure in a game should be considered the best player in chess history". 

Tigran Petrossian said "I am the most defensive player ever, and I have never been able to achieve a position like this one. It is impossible!" 

Well guys, with big pride and happiness I announce you that I just achieved the impossible pawn structure. 8 pawns so beautifully structured that my opponent immediately resigned as a sign of respect. 

I know many of you will say it is photoshop, many others will say that I used an engine. But as you guys know, no engine has achieved the level to do a structure like this. 

This game is 100% real. I know that now I have a huge responsibility, since all important chess websites will ask me for interviews and I just received a call from Guiness World Records and they will put my name on the book. 

However I know that even though the position is Godly, I must remain humble. 

Guys, I will keep giving you lessons for the price of 50 bucks per hour as I did before. You are my inspiration and I promise I will mention you when I get the award of best chess player in history. 

Please, don't send me any money or flowers. Only a Thank You and maybe a kiss on the feet will be enough for me. 

For centuries no one could ever achieve this, GMs said that it was literally impossible. 

Garry Kasparov said "Whoever achieves this structure in a game should be considered the best player in chess history". 

Tigran Petrossian said "I am the most defensive player ever, and I have never been able to achieve a position like this one. It is impossible!" 

Well guys, with big pride and happiness I announce you that I just achieved the impossible pawn structure. 8 pawns so beautifully structured that my opponent immediately resigned as a sign of respect. 

I know many of you will say it is photoshop, many others will say that I used an engine. But as you guys know, no engine has achieved the level to do a structure like this. 

This game is 100% real. I know that now I have a huge responsibility, since all important chess websites will ask me for interviews and I just received a call from Guiness World Records and they will put my name on the book. 

However I know that even though the position is Godly, I must remain humble. 

Guys, I will keep giving you lessons for the price of 50 bucks per hour as I did before. You are my inspiration and I promise I will mention you when I get the award of best chess player in history. 

Please, don't send me any money or flowers. Only a Thank You and maybe a kiss on the feet will be enough for me. 

Guys stay in tune because very soon I will announce my new book. It is basically an autobiography where I talk about my roots, my early tournaments, the time a GM told me I would never achieve anything in chess and how I bounced back and absolutely destroyed him in the 2013 world championships, how it is the life of an Universal champion, how I had to deal with bad managers and organizations, the road to break the 3500 ELO mark, and of course a full chapter on this historic day when I achieved this unbelievable position. 
Includes also many funny stories about Carlsen, Nakamura, Anand, Kasparov, Karjakin, and other students I had. 

So relax, enjoy yourselves and get ready for the best book in the history of mankind. 
I absolutely believe that with this book chess will become the most popular sport in the world. I have a meeting with a member of the Rothschild dinasty today in the evening and we will discuss some things. 

I don't see why it is such an achievement to get this pawn structure. Sure, it looks sorta good, but what makes it as good as you (and apparently a lot of GMs) claim it to be? And how can I know that you were playing against a player of high enough skill that this would be a worthy achievement? (I can't find the game or any info about it)