I'm new to game. How do you castle? I tried and it wouldn't do it...

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etc2000chess
tennisfly wrote:

Does anyone make any sense here besides me?

One word...

 

 

 

 

YES.

etc2000chess
tennisfly wrote:

What country are you from gerberk, just curious?

You need some serious help if you don't know how to see the country they're in.

etc2000chess
tennisfly wrote:

Americans, like myself, rely on castling pretty early in the game.......

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etc2000chess
tennisfly wrote:

KingTrader, do you speak that strange language that South Africans speak?

Sadly, American kids are getting more racist every day.

If you can't recognize English, there's no hope for you.

etc2000chess
tennisfly wrote:

Thank you, Darth_Algar. Finally, an intelligent answer to my question.

And MarcoBR444, you tell me to be a man, castling is for cowards. I don't know why you assumed I am a man, quite the contrary.... 

 

So you're a four year old girl?

etc2000chess
NKT73 wrote:

Jesus Christ!  Bless GOD, Jesus Christ, The Holy Spirit first!!!!!!!!!!!!  For the rest of my life and for the rest of my eternity gleams.  Then bless my real mom Huong Thi Vu.  Also, honours to both my real parents Nguyen Binh Thuy#  Congratulations to my two real sisters Nguyen Khoa Thi and Nguyen Khoa Thuyen.  If my two real sisters who are younger can graduate before their older brother Nguyen Khoa Tien then you can castle.  I have faith in you.  Chess may not be for everyone.  So if you don't like it just find something you enjoy.  Also you can castle to the left side.  Starting with the King position, just move the King to the left two squares.  Then move the left rook to the right side of the King.  Each square starts when you are away from the King.  So the starting position of the King is 0 zero square.  The next square to the right of the King is 1 square.  The next square to the 1 square is "2 squares".

Em... yeah.....

etc2000chess
MarcoBR444 wrote:
tennisfly wrote:

I got a great discount on a professional castler at Walmart if anyone is interested.... Very worth it!

LOL ! You will do good as a Professional Troll, I think you have the guts for it.

I ACKgree.

etc2000chess
tennisfly wrote:

The truth is that I suck at chess, but I don't have a problem admitting that I suck. I happen to respect the illogical way that my brain works......Anyone proud of themselves even if they suck at chess? Or are you all chess experts and get paid for playing so well?

So are you a four year old girl or a grown-up man?

 

(jk) I know you're neither. Wink

Darth_Algar
etc2000chess wrote:
tennisfly wrote:

KingTrader, do you speak that strange language that South Africans speak?

Sadly, American kids are getting more racist every day.

If you can't recognize English, there's no hope for you.

Do you presume that English is the only language spoken in South Africa?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Afrikaans

ThrillerFan
NKT73 wrote:

I just speak English for the most part.  The other part is a small amount of spanish.  AND a little of my own.

 

I highly doubt that you speak English.  You probably speak American, like myself and most others from this country.

 

 

If you do speak English:

 

How much "progress" (LONG O) have you made in mastering this game?

What is your favorite "colour"?

Can you "summerise" your style of play in 10 words or less?

dpnorman

Um...ThrillerFan...we all speak English. American English is a dialect within the English language.

MagikKnight21
gerberk wrote:

You are a sissy..

dude ur so mean

MagikKnight21
gerberk wrote:

He is a sissy...

guess what

anouther one

TennisDame
etc2000chess wrote:
tennisfly wrote:

I love castling! I am NOT a sissy AND you spell the number 2 TWO.  Thank you, though....

I will now go into a quoting rampage to help this poor beginner out.

Chill. That's a compliment here.

Your 1st grade english teacher would be very disappointed in you.

Sorry, but you took that quote out of context.............you don't know what you're talking about.

P_S_S_23

hi

TennisDame

hi

spawkle529
TennisDame wrote:

Just give me a couple of months, and I will beat you all!!!

It's been a few months and you are only 1000 standard. Don't think you can beat most people here yet.

molo1

I once never knew how to castle. I still enjoy moving my king manually. pretty fun

TennisDame
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AussieMatey

A 500+ point gain and you could be!