Pelly said : "For a nickle and a dime , you'll be toast in no time " might be suitable for our pyrotechnics departement , our crematorium.
I need a good slogan for my firm
Sort:
"Go to hell!"
How about that one?
Oct 29, 2013
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#44
VULPES_VULPES schreef:
"Go to hell!"
How about that one?
Quite on topic. But a little bit revealing. People like to believe they go to heaven , but don't know they are already there.
Oct 29, 2013
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#46
Lou-for-you schreef:
You only die once !
That's what makes us so expensive. We ask halfprice for reincarnated people and Jehova Witnesses. Man's got to have a living , you know ..
Oct 29, 2013
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#48
For those of you who were not sure what I meant : Stop sending me money. I am not asking for money !!
I am rich . loaded six times. I can buy what I want. If I want money , then I buy money. Capish ?
"We will move the earth for you."
Tell me about the free offer. Do you come over here or do I get shipped over there
"Sleep Tenderly Forever Unendingly"
Which can also be abbreviated as STFU.
Oct 29, 2013
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#53
Lou-for-you schreef:
Heaven's Gate
The great divider.
Poetic and soothing , appropriate and refined . Adds to " Pelly's Peace Parlor " a hint of ..... eh .. professional sophistication ?! Who gave you this great idea ?
Oct 29, 2013
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#55
Henryk1 schreef:
"We will move the earth for you."
Tell me about the free offer. Do you come over here or do I get shipped over there
Beautiful ! Almost perfect , but not complete and polished enough yet. Buy some shampoi and give it a good swaf to make it shine.
If and when you win , I will let my secretary inform you about any travelling arrangements. In the meantime , read my offer again , but carefully this time. I forgive you , you are English.
pelly13 wrote:
Henryk1 schreef:
"We will move the earth for you."
Tell me about the free offer. Do you come over here or do I get shipped over there
Beautiful ! Almost perfect , but not polished enough yet.
If and when you win , I will let my secretary inform you about any travelling arrangements. In the meanwhile , read my offer again , carefully this time.
? This is getting to deep for me. Please explain
XXXX, we give great burials.
A Funeral so Fine, You'll Be Glad Your Dead!
Are you that lady that punished that nice little boy Chucky , the boy with the red cap , asking his mum-to-be ( he hoped) to tell him how to master his bates ?