I need a good slogan for my firm

I think it's a trend right now to make your company name and slogan very basic and casual.

I really like Pelly's Peace Parlor (would visit again if I could), but as an alternative I'd suggest "iBury". For the slogan, again something simple and casual like "Corpses & stuff"

Make your caskets look like starbucks cups and your tombstones like ipads, pure gold.

Now why does it (almost always) take a Dutchman to come-up with a complete business plan like this. You are giving the Hollanders a bad name.

iLike : uPay , iBury

@electricpawn:

Your poetry is a fine contribution to this thread. I see you understand my business and the daily problems it brings with it. I especially appreciated your suggestion : "Pelly offers after life dating". 

I would like to fit you in somewhere in my expanding empire , but I will have to conferre with my staff , and in particular Lou , first. We'll let you know soon.

Thanks very much.

Haha, that's even better: "Pelly's Peace Parlor. uPay, iBury." Has a nice ring to it.

If you want to ride the hype-train, you should probably add some color to your cremations. "zwarte piet or pale white man, at pelly's peace parlor we'll cremate any man or woman into a pile of rainbow-colored ashes!"

@Hattrick:

Howsabout not mentioning Black Pete, If someones asks , I will let you expain.

iThink : "Pelly's Peace Parlor. uPay, iBurn&Bury."

Don't forget the 30 day money back guarantee, no questions asked.

There once was man named Pelly,
 who was fat, disgusting and smelly,
no friends, no love, cause he was a creepy shlub.
His mouth is a rancid hole, really

The mortician named Pelly played chess
but the rest of his brain was a mess
he was stupid and crude egotistically lewd
 and that’s all his lame brain could express.

His lady-parts jokes were revealing
Of a man who is so unappealing
That he sat all alone stroking his bone
With all the sick thoughts he’s concealing

Hahaha, quite a tombstone..

@Wolfbird:

"Sweet lines are flowing from you.

They are brilliantly written , have very good rhythm ,

their message exact and so true."

You are definitely Californian. If "really" is to rhyme , it should be pronounced : "relly" . Right ?

I certainly underestimated your verbal abilities. I see you want to become part of my staff , but you didn't have to slime-up so openly. The job's yours if you want to. I'll show you my bone-collection.

Lou , quit chasing the Wolf. She's clean , come back to base.

Why not "Pelly's RIP Parlor"? I think DrFRank124c #124 is good. It's gives me an idea "Pelly Frankenstein's RIP Parlor". For your slogan: "We wish you Merry RIP".

@WolfBird:

Please revive Lou. Use taser if needed. Aim at a soft and damp spot and press the button. Tell him to get dressed and goto waypoint charley.

Eat dirt! Be rotten! Go where the taxman will never find you!

Finally , an expert from "Down Under" . Love your smell , haven't I buried you before , or too deep ?

Uncle Mort already has this. He might sew me.

Thanks for the efforts you took.

@LearningTheMoves:

I gave up on the title of the Danny Kaufman song. Danny just phoned me and gave me this terrific punch-liner : "Rest Assured , trust me".

Can you see the flickering Neon (or LEDs) saying : Pelly's Peace Parlor : "Rest Assured , trust us". That blue part being the blinking one.

@All:

I asked for so little and see what you good people and WolfBird gave me :

• A nice company name
• A good slogan
• A beautiful epitaph
• A lot of creative advise
• A reason to die happily knowing ....

Thank you all again.

What else can I use ?  ...... good lyrics and a melody for the organ player , but not the stuff (the scales) that guy is playing during an icehocky game.

Were you too evil for this planet?

Then come to Mort's Mortuary! All serial killers welcome!

You want to  be scorched

by Mort

We will put you in an urn

We know

how to make you burn

So come and be buried with us

at Mort's

where we treat you with respect

as we dissect

your life

you are in safe hands

at Mort's

[da da dum da da typical TV musical dum de da tune...]

Some great ideas you got going here. I just now noticed the update.