This is brilliant. I will definitely call you a Grandmaster, as everyone has the right to self-identify themselves, and force others to bow to their every wish. If we can't face reality, we must pretend we have the power to change it with words.
I Now Identify as a Grandmaster


This is brilliant. I will definitely call you a Grandmaster,
was that sarcastic?

I'm a non binary chess player. Neither GM nor patzer.
I identify as a chess computer. I wish people didn't assume I speak human language. Please only converse with me in 1s and 0s.

I'm a non binary chess player. Neither GM nor patzer.
I identify as a chess computer. I wish people didn't assume I speak human language. Please only converse with me in 1s and 0s.
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I'm a non binary chess player. Neither GM nor patzer.
I identify as a chess computer. I wish people didn't assume I speak human language. Please only converse with me in 1s and 0s.
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Got my white-privilege opening down, but what's the best chess opening when you play with the pieces of color?

Hahaha...this was funny. I have to say that I empathize with you completely. I am hereby changing my name to Carl Magnesson. My rank shall remain the same...DM (Delusional Master).

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Error: Malformed binary. Your binary code is must be divisible by 8.
It's no good folks. I have to come out of the closet. I'm a GM in an average player's body...
Some of you have suspected this for a while now. I wear ill fitting clothes and am very introverted - seldom speaking to "ordinary players". I know I will face discrimination when trying to get free entry into tournaments and garner complimentary hotel accommodation.
I would therefore like to ask admin to give me the little GM tag and also monitor chess players who think this is just some sort of big joke... It's time folks like us came out...