I Now Identify as a Grandmaster

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Avatar of Ziggy_Zugzwang

It's no good folks. I have to come out of the closet. I'm a GM in an average player's body...

Some of you have suspected this for a while now. I wear ill fitting clothes and am very introverted - seldom speaking to "ordinary players". I know I will face discrimination when trying to get free entry  into tournaments and garner complimentary hotel accommodation.

I would therefore like to ask admin to give me the little GM tag and also monitor chess players who think this is just some sort of big joke... It's time folks like us came out...

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JurassicParkour wrote:

This is brilliant. I will definitely call you a Grandmaster, as everyone has the right to self-identify themselves, and force others to bow to their every wish. If we can't face reality, we must pretend we have the power to change it with words.

You seem to be ignorant of the issues facing the marginalized wanna be GM community. We now teach college classes on how to fight your hateful rhetoric. Chess skill is a social construct.

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JurassicParkour wrote:

This is brilliant. I will definitely call you a Grandmaster, 

was that sarcastic? 

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I'm a non binary chess player. Neither GM nor patzer.

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IGM Ziggy - Sounds good to me. (Identified Grand Master).

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Destroyer942 wrote:
Chess skill is a social construct.

 

lol 

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jjupiter6 wrote:

I'm a non binary chess player. Neither GM nor patzer.

I identify as a chess computer. I wish people didn't assume I speak human language. Please only converse with me in 1s and 0s.

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mariners234 wrote:
jjupiter6 wrote:

I'm a non binary chess player. Neither GM nor patzer.

I identify as a chess computer. I wish people didn't assume I speak human language. Please only converse with me in 1s and 0s.

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Flaze07 wrote:
mariners234 wrote:
jjupiter6 wrote:

I'm a non binary chess player. Neither GM nor patzer.

I identify as a chess computer. I wish people didn't assume I speak human language. Please only converse with me in 1s and 0s.

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Avatar of EscherehcsE

01001001 01101110 00100000 01100010 00110100 00100000 01110100 01101000 01100101 00100000 01100010 01101001 01101110 01100001 01110010 01111001 00100000 01101100 01101111 01100011 01101011 00100001

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010011000110111101100011011010110110100101101110011001110010000001100110011011110111001000100000011000100110100101101110011000010111001001111001001000000110100101110011001000000110111101100110011001100110010101101110011100110110100101110110011001010010000001110100011011110010000001101101011110010010000001110000011001010110111101110000011011000110010100101110

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Got my white-privilege opening down, but what's the best chess opening when you play with the pieces of color?

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I think you mean the Knights of Color Tango

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"What opening is that?"

"Holdin' it down, fo real yo"

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Hahaha...this was funny. I have to say that I empathize with you completely. I am hereby changing my name to Carl Magnesson. My rank shall remain the same...DM (Delusional Master).

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Boogalicious wrote:

01010000 01110010 01100101 01100110 01100101 01110010 00100000 01110100 01101000 01100101 00100000 01100100 01101001 01110011 01101011 00111111 00100000 01001100 01100101 01110011 01110011 00100000 01101001 01101110 01110110 01100001 01110011 01101001 01110110 01100101 00111111 00100000 01000001 01110010 01100101 00100000 01111001 01101111 01110101 00100000 01100001 00100000 01101101 01100101 01101100 01100001 01101110 01100011 01101000 01101111 01101100 01101001 01100011 00100000 01100011 01101000 01100101 01110011 01110011 00100000 01100101 01101110 01100111 01101001 01101110 01100101 00100000 01101111 01100110 00100000 01110100 01101000 01100101 00100000 00111000 00110000 01110011 00111111 00100000 01000001 01110010 01100101 00100000 01111001 01101111 01110101 00100000 01000100 01100101 01100101 01110000 00100000 01000010 01101100 01110101 01100101 00111111

Duh!! You spelled 01100111 wrong. Its spelled 00100111.

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Stashman72 wrote:

 

Boogalicious wrote:

 

01010000 01110010 01100101 01100110 01100101 01110010 00100000 01110100 01101000 01100101 00100000 01100100 01101001 01110011 01101011 00111111 00100000 01001100 01100101 01110011 01110011 00100000 01101001 01101110 01110110 01100001 01110011 01101001 01110110 01100101 00111111 00100000 01000001 01110010 01100101 00100000 01111001 01101111 01110101 00100000 01100001 00100000 01101101 01100101 01101100 01100001 01101110 01100011 01101000 01101111 01101100 01101001 01100011 00100000 01100011 01101000 01100101 01110011 01110011 00100000 01100101 01101110 01100111 01101001 01101110 01100101 00100000 01101111 01100110 00100000 01110100 01101000 01100101 00100000 00111000 00110000 01110011 00111111 00100000 01000001 01110010 01100101 00100000 01111001 01101111 01110101 00100000 01000100 01100101 01100101 01110000 00100000 01000010 01101100 01110101 01100101 00111111

 

Duh!! You spelled 01100111 wrong. Its spelled 00100111.

 

Error: Malformed binary. Your binary code is must be divisible by 8.

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I like how the thread started with op saying he's grandmaster and now we're like speaking with binary ( ascii ), completely irrelevant to the thread lol

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I admire this move. So I've decided to reveal my identity..... I need an administrator to give me the Patzer tag.