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user800234035

The titles below are 471% percent off. Send money to my paypal. You will receive a certificate signed by me.

National Master $2.99

Candidate master $3.49

Fide Master $4.71

International Master $4.92

Grandmaster $9.99

Super Grandmaster $10.00

World Champion $12.29

OP Fried Liver attack master $15.59

Child prodigy $23.99

OP 4 move checkmate master $47.1

 

 

user800234035

anyone want to buy?

Johnny_Gumshoe
You have two world champions.
RichColorado

Just what do you think they are good for?I

DENVER

 

user800234035
DENVERHIGH wrote:

Just what do you think they are good for?I

DENVER

 

For picking up girls with that chess title certificate

AlCzervik
woollensock wrote:
@ Ghost of Pushwood has got some explaining to do ! 😤

why? he paid his three bucks.

user800234035
AlCzervik wrote:
woollensock wrote:
@ Ghost of Pushwood has got some explaining to do ! 😤

why? he paid his three bucks.

Actually its 2.99 plus tax plus shipping and handling fee

willitrhyme

Too bad I already spent all my money on drugs. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

blueemu
Kenny-Ji wrote:

The titles below are 471% percent off. Send money to my paypal. You will receive a certificate signed by me.

National Master $2.99

Candidate master $3.49

Fide Master $4.71

International Master $4.92

Grandmaster $9.99

Super Grandmaster $10.00

World Champion $12.29

OP Fried Liver attack master $15.59

Child prodigy $23.99

OP 4 move checkmate master $47.1

 

 

If it's 471% off then you owe me $11.09

Caesar49bc

What does OP stand for?

 

oregonpatzer

I already have a title.  I'm the Duke of Earl.  You may address me as "Your Lordship".

user800234035
oregonpatzer wrote:

I already have a title.  I'm the Duke of Earl.  You may address me as "Your Lordship".

Me too. I am GM The Most Honourable Sir Kenny Ji of Kingston upon Thames, child prodigy

blueemu
Kenny-Ji wrote:
oregonpatzer wrote:

I already have a title.  I'm the Duke of Earl.  You may address me as "Your Lordship".

Me too. I am GM The Most Honourable Sir Kenny Ji of Kingston upon Thames, child prodigy

That must have cost you nearly thirty bucks.

Mi_Amigo

Candidate Master is lower than National Master why is it more priced

microscopicbunny

Seriously??? 

blueemu
microscopicbunny wrote:

Seriously??? 

Seriously retarded, yes.

user800234035
Mi_Amigo wrote:

Candidate Master is lower than National Master why is it more priced

This is the American national master

user800234035
RedGirlZ wrote:

What's with ur illogical addiction to the 4 move checkmate? Can't u find something else to meme about or is ur well that dry

Because it is OP and the bongcloud isn't

user800234035
blueemu wrote:
Kenny-Ji wrote:
oregonpatzer wrote:

I already have a title.  I'm the Duke of Earl.  You may address me as "Your Lordship".

Me too. I am GM The Most Honourable Sir Kenny Ji of Kingston upon Thames, child prodigy

That must have cost you nearly thirty bucks.

I create titles so it didn't cost me anything

user800234035
Roastinator123 wrote:

There is also no super GM title, this whole forum post is silly and babyish. I am not the most mature person here but I can tell when someone is just acting for attention.

Super GM is a title, it's SGM, everything here is a title.