i was expelled from chess tournament for farting. is it illegal?

I hope not

hoe did it happen

I had eaten to much garlic bread. and the garlic started leaking

Farting is not illegal just your bad habit.

You know, I'd like just once to logon and not see a thread about chess and feces.  This is inappropriate.  Why is this thread allowed?  Keep your gastrointestinal problems to yourself.

Yet another case of seeing what you want to see and not what was actually written. He was discussing 'flatulence' and NOT defecation. BIG difference.

Mind you, your false moralistic indignation and flatulence do have one thing in common, they stink.

Maybe yes, maybe no. I can tell you red onions have the same effect on me. But I do not tend to spray out farts like a skunk defending itself.

it is actually a federal offense 

Oh and while I am having a rant......Farting is not a bad habit, it is a simple body function. The issue is control. If one takes the OP at his word and he was chucked out of a tournament for farting (which I doubt but it is possible). He should see a Doctor soon or rather than later. Such immediate and in all likelihood excessive flatulence can be a sign of very serious stomach and bowl disease.   

How do we say ... smart-arse, trying to answer to everyone in such a way you do.

Well aren't we just the angry little plebeian......How do "we" say? Oh the hubris of it all. I guess it is best to be "smart & an "arse" & speak from experience (bowel & stomach disease) than to be total oblivious and or ignorant of the possibility that maybe answers do exist....

You are not worth my time, wimp.

Online blitz tournaments would be right up your alley if your condition cannot be rectified.

LOL.....Wimp??....Well that's me shaking in my boots......

The real question!

somehow without sharting i cant play chess

every human does this numerous times a day most of the time we do not realize it