I played chess the other day. My opponent got his pawn to the other side of the board so I gave him a queen. But no!... he refused, he put a knight on that square instead, which immediately checkmated me. What an unfair idiot!!!~!!!1!!
What's worse, if he had just promoted to queen, I could have checked him perpetually for a draw. That would've been the fair result.
LOL! Another beginner complaining about being swindled!
It never ends..