In this picture it looks like his head has been cut and pasted onto somebody elses body.
If Chuck Norris played chess...
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Chuck norris is so tough he can kill 2 stones with 1 bird. lol.
Maradonna wrote:
In this picture it looks like his head has been cut and pasted onto somebody elses body.
No way.. that's the Delta Force pic! I think... i dunno.. whateva.
chuck norris' tears have the power to cure cancer.......its too bad he has never cried
Chuck Norris v John J Rambo?
Chuck all day! John J is a fag compared to Chuck! 
Chuck Norris is so fast he can run around the world and hit himself in the back.
When Chuck Norris does a push up he doesnt lift himself up. He pushes the Earth down. =D
Chuck Norris can move his pawns backwards.
Chuck Norris won Garry Kasparov by using only one pawn.
Chuck Norris did play chess, he solved it the first and only game he played.
8dot8 wrote:
Chuck Norris did play chess, he solved it the first and only game he played.
LOL
Stephen Colbert>Chuck Norris
Once, chuck norris beat kasparov by moving his king off the board, and then declared that he won on time once kasparov couldn't checkmate him.
SW1FT wrote:
Once, chuck norris beat kasparov by moving his king off the board, and then declared that he won on time once kasparov couldn't checkmate him.
LOL!! poor Kasparov =]]]
Once, Chuck Norris beat Kasparov by promoting Kasparov's king into a pawn, thus winning by default.
Chuck Norris doesn't use a queen when he plays chess, he doesn't see the big deal in being able to move side-to-side and diagonally when he can do it while juggling flamethrowers and carrying 2 elephants tied to his back.
If Chuck Norris played chess which great player (past or present) would he be? And why?