Chuck Norris always opens with 1. a4. and always wins, obviously.
If Chuck Norris played chess...
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Once, Chuck Norris beat Kasparov in a 1-minute blitz game, he waited 59 seconds to make his first move and then switched the clocks while Kasparov was distracted by Chuck's massive biceps.
Of course, Norris would fall prey to Bruce Lee in a blitz game as Lee would play the "Return of The Accelerated Dragon," which is:
- 1. e4 c5
- 2. Nf3 Nc6
- 3. d4 cxd4
- 4. Nxd4 g6
- <CRESCENT KICK TO THE HEAD>
- ;)
- Russ
Maybe he can beat Kasparov at chess boxing but I'm not sure...
Maybe he is proficient at chess
Maybe Kasparov is proficient at boxing
Chuck Norris counted to infinity twice while he waited for Kasparov to make his move in a 5 minute blitz game and won by default when Kasparov passed out due to the pressure
After Bruce Lee beat him up, Chuck challenged him to a Chess game ... you know the rest ...RIP
(for those who Dont know, the REAL Silent Blow is seeing his mate in two and looking up into Chucks smiling face, knowing "YOU LOSE to CALLL, er, CARL MILLER" !! )
RoyalFlush1991 wrote:
Chuck Norris once played a game of chess against Rybka and won, he simply opened with d9 and won on time while the computer analyzed potential responses.
d9?
chuck norris moved his king two spaces without castling
Chuck Norris once mated in only 1 move Bobby Fisher, after that game Fisher disappeared due to the shame of losing in such a way.
There are no chekmates in chess, there are only Chuck-mates
When Kasparov told Chuck Norris that the game was a stalemate since Garry's king couldn't move, Chuck responded by picking up the king, clearly proving Garry wrong.
for those of you who have never seen this type 'find chuck norris' into google and click 'i'm feeling lucky'......... it says it all :)
Chuck norris once souled his soul to the devil for his good looks and amazing martial arts ability...right after the deal chuck delivered a round house kick to the devils head and took his soul back.
Satan, who appreciates irony, could only laugh...They now play chess every other tuesday.
It is said Chuck Norris can calculate to inifinity.
Chuck Norris plays 1.e5 and 99.999999% of his opponents resign from his glare.
Chuck Norris moves his pieces by only staring at them, They move by themself out of fear.
Chuck Norris can call his knight a horsey and nobody laughs at him.
aabbccdd wrote:
RoyalFlush1991 wrote:
Chuck Norris once played a game of chess against Rybka and won, he simply opened with d9 and won on time while the computer analyzed potential responses.
d9?
no 9th rank... (-_-)
chuck norris is stupid