If you won the WCC tonight, how would you celebrate it?

Would you jump in the pool wearing you tux, the way Magnus did?

How would you enjoy the evening?

I would celebrate it in other way.

Magnus met Real Madrid boys.
I would probably go to Beaver Creek to meet Mikaela (Shiffrin). A nice drive with a lift then down the slope and once again... (dreaming)  

I would say, but I'm sure I would see [Comment Deleted] followed by some angry emails. 

You mean, Anand resigned every game before any moves were made?  All those news articles I read had made-up games in them?

Mad cocaine dude. Mad cocaine. 

Light up a blunt, and say, "Shit son, I'm the smartest mother in the world"

Go on Chess.com and troll the forums, then play a few games of blitz and beat 1800's with the Bongcloud.

yep.

That's what I thought.  All that news coverage was acted out by professionals, and even the interviews with Carlsen and Anand talking about the games was scripted.  My whole life is a lie, now.

This. but i'd just light it up and then go watch south park and eat huge amounts of cake.

Call the Fide President and ask what the hell was wrong with the chess world if I am the World Champion

Call up Hugh Hefner and ask him to help arrange a paaartay.

chasm1995 wrote:

ajttja wrote:

chasm1995 wrote:

tigerprowl wrote:

He didn't win it, it was handed to him. 

You mean, Anand resigned every game before any moves were made?  All those news articles I read had made-up games in them?

yep.

That's what I thought.  All that news coverage was acted out by professionals, and even the interviews with Carlsen and Anand talking about the games was scripted.  My whole life is a lie, now.

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I knew it was scripted! There was no way Anand coulda forced it to game ten, if it wasn't prearrainged.

You didn't win all those games you thought you won, they were handed to you.

I would round up my posse, and take em out to Sardi's, on Broadway.

Or someplace else classy like that.

Spend the night with a bunch of dignitaries and humanitarians. Tell em how to do their jobs.

and this isn't the first time he's conveyed his sadness over Magnus' victory!

I would call Bono and make a plan to exploit my moment of fame for the good of the world. I like his shades..

ROFL

In response to Titan's picture... so what happens when you go to promote your shot glass? Bust out the Hennesy?

I'd go on an evening TV entertainment program and play a blitz game against the host while he ignored the game completely and laughed that he was confused about the horsey's move and wondered if you had to be like, crazy like Bobby Fischer to be good at "chest."

Then I'd go on Letterman and do a "Top Ten Moves that Chessplayers Make."