I'll analyze 2 of ur games if u correct my english everytime I write an article - Chess Forums - Page 2

FM CharlyAZ

Jun 23, 2011

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kco wrote:

CharlyAZ wrote:

@Starway: I dont get it. I know there are a lot of pitfalls in my writing and speech, so I dont understand why you corrected this here. I need the articles.

Just in case, sometimes is difficult for me differentiate the sarcasm in english from the good intentions. So, if you are interested, please, send me an email.

this will take time before you will get some replies in your email, this might take about 24-48 hrs.

I already got three. First comes first serves. :)

FM CharlyAZ

Jun 23, 2011

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#22

CMGuess wrote:

How can someone be intelligent enough to become o good at such a complicated game that the majority cannot speak or write? It just doesn't make any sence - how did you become so good without ever reading books, or becoming educated in general?

You must be a rare bread of genius or something...

Nevertheless, I would be honored to correct you writtings.

What's my first task, and should I send you my games now?

Lol, not a genius, but not an ignorant neither. Do you write like that, or are you doing some investigation about southern accent, or are you just pretending?

kco

Jun 23, 2011

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#23

@CharleyAZ in your website, how about putting "White/Black to move" in your Daily Position.

CMGuess

Jun 23, 2011

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#24

I am from the south, and I find it fun to write in a blunt, all knowing tone with sarcasim. ;p

FM CharlyAZ

Jun 23, 2011

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#25

WellRead wrote:

Due to my parochial eminence on this site, your solicitation has caught my attention. I hold a vague interest in helping you polish your usage of the King's English since I am a language connoisseur. But Mr. CharlyAZ, before we put the hog ahead of the cart, I think your credentials on the chessboard need to be tested. Send me an invite. I am a large, but honorable man and I do not cheat. I hope you don't either. You defeat me in chess, and I will seriously consider spicing up your drab, flat, unimaginative and depressing articles that nobody ever reads anyway.

A man of his word,

Haywood

References furnished upon request

Im proved already, WellRead, and I don't have time for you. Besides, I know my limitations, so you should know yours.

gorgeous_vulture

Jun 23, 2011

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#26

WellRead wrote:

I heard they just got the Internet down the south a couple weeks ago. Wait till you get spell checker. It'll really make writing fun and all knowing.

Immanently yours,

Haywood

I believe this rules Haywood out of contention

FM CharlyAZ

Jun 23, 2011

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kco wrote:

@CharleyAZ in your website, how about putting "White/Black to move" in your Daily Position.

Most of them have it, but there is two clues:

1-the pieces in front of you is telling you who's moving

2-and the paragraph explaining what I'm asking you baout the position.

I realize now that the last ones does not have the white/black thing, but is pretty clear if you read the whole introduction.

Thanks for the tip though

msoewulff

Jun 23, 2011

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#28

down the south a couple weeks ago.

Haywood's first slip?

FM CharlyAZ

Jun 23, 2011

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#29

WellRead wrote:

CharlyAZ;

It was Saint Augustine who said when, 'I want to defeat a man, I'll defeat his mind.' If you cannot handle being put in your place for being semi-literate, then why should anyone want to hire a chess teacher who himself has demonstrated he's both untrainable and uncoachable? I'm sorry CharlyAZ, I am no longer interested in helping you. You'll have to settle for some grade school English teacher who's a 1200 rated player who will satisfy your thin skinned temperment.

No longer available,

Haywood

Hahahahaha, you are hillarious, man.

And who told you I'm a semi-literate? because I'm not a native english speaker? Or because I just born outside your frontiers? Oh, oh...! or because I am "just a chessplayer"? just check my profile, "WellRead": BA, Major, masters on its way, chess Master, Coach, three languages... and latino, thats why my temper.

*sigh* You see, still spending time with you. But it worth the good laugh.

msoewulff

Jun 23, 2011

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#30

if a thing is clear, its clear.

FM CharlyAZ

Jun 23, 2011

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#31

WellRead wrote:

I see when KCO offers some kind, gentle, generous, thoughtful, but superfluous assistance nontheless, Bigshot CharlyAZ is incapable of even accepting this: Our chess villain shot back -

"but is pretty clear if you read the whole introduction"

Is it now CharlyAZ? KCO is hardly in Haywood's corner and here you are telling him things are clear? If it was so clear, then why did KCO have to point it out? Someone observed in an earlier post that you were somehow brilliant for being so unlearned and uneducated and I must say, I have to agree. How did you get your chess rating anyway? Pray tell, CharlyAZ, we're waiting?

No further questions at this time,

Haywood

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahah, dead f*g laughing, hahahahahahah

msoewulff

Jun 23, 2011

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#32

ahh, you can use a latin translator.

rutila vestri pes in vestri os

FM CharlyAZ

Jun 23, 2011

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#33

WellRead wrote:

To all of your future chess disciples, I usher forth a warning: caveat emptor. So then, you do have a razor sharp temper and attribute it to biological origins? Does than mean if you have a student who is struggling, you subject him to an inquisition? Usus est magister optimus, CharlyAZ. Per ardua ad astra! Please, do not use a cane on your students!

Skillfully handled,

Haywood

Good use of google, my friend. Let me see, I invite you to continue the use of the google translator:

Si me tachas the inquisidor (algo que sucedió hace tanto tanto), no creo que sea peor que sostener cuatro contiendas por petróleo, algo que está sucediendo ahora. A mí nunca se me ocurriría relacionarte tampoco con Hiroshima, oh, mon amour; y por supuesto tampoco con lo que pasa ahora en el, para tu despecho, país de ambos.

Dudo que google le pueda traducir esto en toda su claridad, "Bienleído".

Mis saludos,

(Todavía muerto de la risa),

CharlyAZ

msoewulff

Jun 23, 2011

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#34

the only thing cracking under pressure is your chair.

kco

Jun 23, 2011

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#35

a troll is a troll, I think you are overfed now.

FM CharlyAZ

Jun 23, 2011

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#36

hahahahahahahahahahahaha; I havent laugh that much since.... since... I dont remember! hahahahahahahah

goldendog

Jun 23, 2011

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#37

Also, I don't think being unable to get up counts as being able to sit for a long time.

planeden

Jun 23, 2011

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#38

google got this part right -

"I doubt that google can translate it in all its clarity, 'Bienleído.'"

FM CharlyAZ

Jun 23, 2011

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#39

goldendog wrote:

Also, I don't think being unable to get up counts as being able to sit for a long time.

lol

FM CharlyAZ

Jun 23, 2011

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#40

LisaV wrote:

WellRead wrote:

One thing to keep in mind - I'm 410 pounds and I can sit for a long time. A lot longer than you.

Haywood

I tell you how long to sit, bitch.

you guys are killing me, killing me hahahahahahahahahaha!!!