I'm sick of people only liking me because of my massive chess elo

markyboy1974

Baaa haaa haaaa haaaa. Haaa haaa haaaa haaaa. This is the biggest self indulgent post I've ever seen. It's hilarious. Thanks for such a good laugh. Of all the "Green" your date saw, did she also notice that you don't even win 50% of your games? I have a very large IQ and I can assure you that my wife loves me for it. Women are generally smarter than men so I am surprised that she didn't take you home and give you a good grilling OTB. Looks to me like someone who just wants to tell the world about his score. If this lady exists, which I doubt, and is so put off by your "brilliance", I have a simple answer. Lose some games and get laid on your next date. 🤣👍😁

autobunny

Just a public service reminder

M3GACH33S3

that there be a funny bunny

dannyhume
I am impressed, but not convinced of the your claim, OP. Hardly any women play chess in general, and they tend to spurn chess players. There are probably no women on this site other than master and higher (most are probably men masquerading with provocative pictures for their handle), so I am not sure how impressed those real-life master-or-better women might be with that massive online rating of yours that would be 500 points smaller than their OTB rating, but well over 500 points larger than my minuscule rating ... so I am very impressed as I walk into this locker room, and on a site with probably 97% male members, you may have found your target audience, whether you intended to or not.
bong711
Destiny wrote:

Let me paint a picture for you. I'm on a first date with this wonderful girl I met through a mutual friend. Everything is going well, like phenomenally well, too well. We agree on all the same topics and our sense of humor match but differed enough that we're surprising each other with our experiences. Some way or another I bring up that I am 1700 on chess.com. 

She kinda laughs, acknowledges how cool and incredible an achievement that is. We continue chatting until I decide to use the restroom, except I forgot my phone--and in my gut, there's a fat storm brewing. 

Lo and behold, I get back to my table and my date is furiously looking through her phone. Wait--it's MY phone. She had memorized my password! 

"What the hell!?" I ask, pulling my phone away. Her grip is like a vice. On the screen is some kind of chess statistics page!

"I just wanted to see your thick game history," she pleaded. "Oh God, look at all that green, oh my lord I can't believe it." 

Wherever I go my amazing chess elo follows me like a stench. Men, women, anyone: if they hear that I have extreme skill and a diverse opening pool, they see me as some sort of chess Adonis. 

Sometimes I'll be taken home, thinking it's past-time to get funny. But then would-be lover shows me to the computer and begs me on their hands and knees to let them witness "one short game of blitz." Is that all I am? A set of fingers, a pair of eyeballs, blessed and cursed to be so much better than you at this game? 

My main opening, my main is the French. And sometimes I feel like a Frenchmen, just something to be stepped on. A piece of fungal meat. 

Pro chess players of Chess.com: how do you get along with others when all they can think about is your dextrous finger and massive opening repertoire? I just want good and honest love.

 

 

Based on a true story.

 

Why be sicked of women liking us for Massive xxxx? We men are the same wink.png

autobunny

Bunnies are less discerning and more accepting.

bong711
autobunny wrote:

Bunnies are less discerning and more accepting.

You don't like Playboy Bunnies? (No pictures for youth sake)

autobunny
bong711 wrote:
autobunny wrote:

Bunnies are less discerning and more accepting.

You don't like Playboy Bunnies? (No pictures for youth sake)

Perhaps you didn't get a hang of what the bunny said

kevinhaggins
That is weird I never heard of a chick being amused at a chess elo. Must be difficult in Europe, I guess that would be equivalent to a basketball or football player in America lol.
M3GACH33S3

bunnies should dictate the future of this planet

congrandolor

I'm 1520 now, more sexy than ever.😆

bong711

Happy Valentine's Day to Congradolor and Destiny!

RedGirlZ

Mans grinding his ego flex lol.

bong711
RedGirlZ wrote:

Mans grinding his ego flex lol.

Do you like OP's Massive ELO or ego?

misterbasic
Hey baby wanna see my glicko?
CRYYSIS
misterbasic wrote:
Hey baby wanna see my glicko?

Yes absolutely not 

bong711
congrandolor wrote:

I'm 1520 now, more sexy than ever.😆

May I play your song?