Improve your chess with Order 227.

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Never move your pieces back and you will win. Scientifically proven. 

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What about sideways moves, are they part of the method? Just trying to unnerstan de rulezzz.

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You sent Molotov to negotiate and get a fast draw, and seemingly the German player accepted. But you let him occupy the centre of Poland with his pawns, gave him chances, and he could not refuse to take such a great opportunity. Now you're sending your men to a sure death. The opponent seems nervous and you might even win, but the losses will be high.

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And then you will be bragging about them.

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Next step- convert all pieces to queens who are confused about their gender

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ArgoNavis wrote:

You sent Molotov to negotiate and get a fast draw, and seemingly the German player accepted. But you let him occupy the centre of Poland with his pawns, gave him chances, and he could not refuse to take such a great opportunity. Now you're sending your men to a sure death. The opponent seems nervous and you might even win, but the losses will be high.

Tovarish, once you lose over 20 million men you stop caring about losses.

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EscherehcsE wrote:

What about sideways moves, are they part of the method? Just trying to unnerstan de rulezzz.

Thanks for showing interest. Your inferior economic system may be a difference between us but our love for chess breaks all barriers. Sideways moves are not punished. You may use them to flank the enemy and perpetrate a killer blow. As long as your pieces do not go to the row behind them you will never lose a single game.

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Knights must move forward, but Bishops can be used sideways.

I have a game that illustrates this, available on request.

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Here is a perfect example of how to play chess like a true soviet. Enjoy my annotated game.

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blueemu wrote:

Knights must move forward, but Bishops can be used sideways.

I have a game that illustrates this, available on request.

You are capitalist, but Canadians pay lots of taxes. I consider that semi communist. Go ahead, share the game.

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Next time I want to see the Germans launching an attack just to find themselves in a cramped position, being attacked by sniper knights hidden in their outposts, and in the end surrounded by the enemy forces. Even better if we could watch Von Paulus resign while the team leader protests, saying the fight still wasn't over.

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Comrade blueemu. We need you in Soviet Russia. Teach our young kids and me how to play chess. I will let you break order 227 at your  discretion. I also forgot to thank you for using a fellow tovarish rules. A reaction in the flanks must be met with a reaction in the center. Long life Nimzowitsch.

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BronsteinPawn wrote:

Here is a perfect example of how to play chess like a true soviet. Enjoy my annotated game.

# World War 2 fanatic

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kinglysack wrote:

Next step- convert all pieces to queens who are confused about their gender

HA,HA,HA,HA,HA,HA,HA,HA!!!!!!!!! That actually was very funny!grin.pnggrin.pnggrin.png

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BronsteinPawn escribió:
ArgoNavis wrote:

You sent Molotov to negotiate and get a fast draw, and seemingly the German player accepted. But you let him occupy the centre of Poland with his pawns, gave him chances, and he could not refuse to take such a great opportunity. Now you're sending your men to a sure death. The opponent seems nervous and you might even win, but the losses will be high.

Tovarish, once you lose over 20 million men you stop caring about losses.

Actually it worked the opposite way.

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Pulpofeira wrote:

BronsteinPawn escribió:
ArgoNavis wrote:

You sent Molotov to negotiate and get a fast draw, and seemingly the German player accepted. But you let him occupy the centre of Poland with his pawns, gave him chances, and he could not refuse to take such a great opportunity. Now you're sending your men to a sure death. The opponent seems nervous and you might even win, but the losses will be high.

Tovarish, once you lose over 20 million men you stop caring about losses.

Actually it worked the opposite way.

Our brave Russian women kept shooting out little russian man and my logistically mindblowing gulags kept Russia working even after we lost our brave man. I could have sent more men out if I wanted to.

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captain222 wrote:

BronsteinPawn wrote:

Here is a perfect example of how to play chess like a true soviet. Enjoy my annotated game.

# World War 2 fanatic

Of course, it was my greatest achievement.

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Legends of trolling

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Sad.