In reply to # 1; sleeping with female opponents. In reply to # 2; sleeping with female opponents!
In 2014... (Chess related resolutions)

In 2013 I had made a resolution to get to 1600 by January 1st, 2014. I made the 1600 three times, but I'm going to lose two games.
I was even going to resign one of them, but now I won't until after new years.
My new years resolution was going to be to make it to 1700. But maybe that is too high.
So my new years resolution is:
I will not respond to a move without looking at several variations even if they are forced.


Hey there Denver High,I think you're me!
Hey Einstein. if I were you I would be trying to get to 2000 rating and not trying for 1700.
How come you didn't come to my 19 Crab chiapino dinner on Christmas Day? I still have some left. Here is your other brother that came, but he can't play chess. But he can sure eat Crab. Happy new year.

In 2014... as pertaining only to chess,
#1: What is something you would do again that you have experienced success with during 2013?
#2: What is the one thing you resolve not to do again in the coming year?