Q What's the difference between Janet Jackson and the English Cricket team
A At least Janet gets to keep the ashes.
In honour of MJ - well maybe not
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The autopsy revealed that Jackson actually died from skin cancer.
The coroner said in the report "I don't know whether to blame on the sunshine, blame it on the moonlight or blame it on the boogie"
what's the difference between butter and MJ?
butter melts at a higher temperature
Wow. This thread took an ugly (uglier?) turn.
Damn right! UGH!
wealybinn wrote:
Well...He did some truly unnecessary things (dangling his son out of a window)
Sometimes I dangle my cat from my balcony, while pretending I'm MJ.
I don´t get the can joke, explanation please.
OpeningGambit wrote:
His non-existent childhood adversely affected the rest of his life. He wanted to catch up on it with 'Netherland', and his odd behavior is possibly due to the beatings he received from his father to force him into get better at his music. For those of you who have read 'Shadows', by Tim Bowler, Jamie is a perfect copy of him, in the first section of the book, just squash replaces music.
OG
I think you mean "Neverland"...?
MJ stoped to be a child as a 10 year old boy, he never got a chance to develop to a grown-up. His life is food for science. As an artist he was a genius, a weird one, but a genius.
Jun 28, 2009
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G_Odd wrote:
OpeningGambit wrote:
His non-existent childhood adversely affected the rest of his life. He wanted to catch up on it with 'Netherland', and his odd behavior is possibly due to the beatings he received from his father to force him into get better at his music. For those of you who have read 'Shadows', by Tim Bowler, Jamie is a perfect copy of him, in the first section of the book, just squash replaces music.
OG
I think you mean "Neverland"...?
MJ stoped to be a child as a 10 year old boy, he never got a chance to develop to a grown-up. His life is food for science. As an artist he was a genius, a weird one, but a genius.
Sorry...
OG
OpeningGambit wrote:
But his music will live forever!
OG
And his dancing, he was like a jelly 
Jun 29, 2009
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sabra88 wrote:
OpeningGambit wrote:
But his music will live forever!
OG
And his dancing, he was like a jelly
Yes, very true!
OG
This is the deadest thread on Chess.com UNTIL NOW
Q What's the difference between Sir Alex Ferguson and Michael Jackson?
A Sir Alex will still be playing Giggs next year