is chess better than a girlfriend?

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Hightider wrote:
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No, chess isn't better than a girlfriend. They're so different that they can't be compared but it's something you can do whan you fall out because you're playing chess all the time.

Every game of chess is different, just like women. Tell me again they can't be compared

They can't be compared.

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You maybe haven't been with enough women happy.png

No seriously, it's like saying that dinners can't be compared with dances. They're different. Motorcycles can't be compared with flowers or card tricks.

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a slave to the checkered board, or a slave to the opposite sex? we may argue, but both are brutal, painfull masters.

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yes definitely

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Im 8 years old and I love chess but I don't even come close to wanting a girlfriend
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Hightider wrote:
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#129 that is the problem. While this forum is not moderated well kids shouldn't be here

I think kids should be allowed. They just need to crank up moderation. Chess is a family friendly activity.

If the moderation was any tighter this would be the Mickey Mouse Club

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Hightider wrote:
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No, chess isn't better than a girlfriend. They're so different that they can't be compared but it's something you can do whan you fall out because you're playing chess all the time.

Every game of chess is different, just like women. Tell me again they can't be compared

They can't be compared.

So you're saying all women are the same and it CAN be compared to chess?

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depends

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depends

If you don't even know what you're saying yourself, maybe don't pipe up, you contrarian.

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depends on the position

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yes

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Lol it's okay bro. The girl doesn't deserve you. If a girl doesn't like you for who you are, don't go for her.

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Hightider wrote:
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Hightider wrote:
Optimissed hat geschrieben:

No, chess isn't better than a girlfriend. They're so different that they can't be compared but it's something you can do whan you fall out because you're playing chess all the time.

Every game of chess is different, just like women. Tell me again they can't be compared

They can't be compared.

So you're saying all women are the same and it CAN be compared to chess?

I didn't think so but if you insist then I could say I was saying that. You should probably have posted the relevant bit. Learn to undersand logic too? happy.png

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yes, the same disappointment without all the free dinners and gifts, etc, at the end you still have all the money you worked for.. Most people today think your a atm, and or a stepping stone to something better.

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Gojolimit wrote:

yes, the same disappointment without all the free dinners and gifts, etc, at the end you still have all the money you worked for.. Most people today think your a atm, and or a stepping stone to something better.

You still have money from chess? Chess is pretty expensive

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chesssblackbelt wrote:
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yes, the same disappointment without all the free dinners and gifts, etc, at the end you still have all the money you worked for.. Most people today think your a atm, and or a stepping stone to something better.

You still have money from chess? Chess is pretty expensive

No money from chess, I thought the question was is chess bettrr then a GF, my experience with GFs is that your just a free money machine to most of them..

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schizophrenic_thoughts wrote:

okay so summed up there was this girl (looked amazing btw and super sweet) that got my number from one of my coworkers and she called me saying i looked cute and we should hangout watch a movie at her place or something one night i said sweet just name a time she said Saturday evening would be perfect..... i told her that there was a chess tournament that day..... she called me a fat nerd and a loser then she blocked me on everything chat am i cooked?

Dodged a bullit there, my brotha!

Chess is way better than women. Women will never be satisfied. It's in their nature to complain. It's a hassle to get one, and even more hassle to make them happy. You basically have to be a jester to them, their entertainment, and fullfil every need they got.

You have to be tall, handsome, athletic, rich, kind, and you must listen to them, and show genuine interest in what they say, you have to buy them gifts, be funny, wine and dine them, be generous, give them flowers, be able to dance or sing or have interesting hobbies or a nice car.

The level of entitlement in women today is midboggeling. And they'll give you NOTHING in return.

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Sowilo1001 wrote:
schizophrenic_thoughts wrote:

okay so summed up there was this girl (looked amazing btw and super sweet) that got my number from one of my coworkers and she called me saying i looked cute and we should hangout watch a movie at her place or something one night i said sweet just name a time she said Saturday evening would be perfect..... i told her that there was a chess tournament that day..... she called me a fat nerd and a loser then she blocked me on everything chat am i cooked?

Dodged a bullit there, my brotha!

Chess is way better than women. Women will never be satisfied. It's in their nature to complain. It's a hassle to get one, and even more hassle to make them happy. You basically have to be a jester to them, their entertainment, and fullfil every need they got.

You have to be tall, handsome, athletic, rich, kind, and you must listen to them, and show genuine interest in what they say, you have to buy them gifts, be funny, wine and dine them, be generous, give them flowers, be able to dance or sing or have interesting hobbies or a nice car.

The level of entitlement in women today is midboggeling. And they'll give you NOTHING in return.

Somebody must be crazy.

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Optimissed wrote:
Sowilo1001 wrote:
schizophrenic_thoughts wrote:

okay so summed up there was this girl (looked amazing btw and super sweet) that got my number from one of my coworkers and she called me saying i looked cute and we should hangout watch a movie at her place or something one night i said sweet just name a time she said Saturday evening would be perfect..... i told her that there was a chess tournament that day..... she called me a fat nerd and a loser then she blocked me on everything chat am i cooked?

Dodged a bullit there, my brotha!

Chess is way better than women. Women will never be satisfied. It's in their nature to complain. It's a hassle to get one, and even more hassle to make them happy. You basically have to be a jester to them, their entertainment, and fullfil every need they got.

You have to be tall, handsome, athletic, rich, kind, and you must listen to them, and show genuine interest in what they say, you have to buy them gifts, be funny, wine and dine them, be generous, give them flowers, be able to dance or sing or have interesting hobbies or a nice car.

The level of entitlement in women today is midboggeling. And they'll give you NOTHING in return.

Somebody must be crazy.

Absolutely true, then when their done using you they divorce you and take 70% of everything and the house even if they never worked or paid for anything..

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Gojolimit wrote:
Optimissed wrote:
Sowilo1001 wrote:
schizophrenic_thoughts wrote:

okay so summed up there was this girl (looked amazing btw and super sweet) that got my number from one of my coworkers and she called me saying i looked cute and we should hangout watch a movie at her place or something one night i said sweet just name a time she said Saturday evening would be perfect..... i told her that there was a chess tournament that day..... she called me a fat nerd and a loser then she blocked me on everything chat am i cooked?

Dodged a bullit there, my brotha!

Chess is way better than women. Women will never be satisfied. It's in their nature to complain. It's a hassle to get one, and even more hassle to make them happy. You basically have to be a jester to them, their entertainment, and fullfil every need they got.

You have to be tall, handsome, athletic, rich, kind, and you must listen to them, and show genuine interest in what they say, you have to buy them gifts, be funny, wine and dine them, be generous, give them flowers, be able to dance or sing or have interesting hobbies or a nice car.

The level of entitlement in women today is midboggeling. And they'll give you NOTHING in return.

Somebody must be crazy.

Absolutely true, then when their done using you they divorce you and take 70% of everything and the house even if they never worked or paid for anything..

That's women being clever and men being dim. Only marry someone who loves you or have a get-out.