Is God the Greatest Chess Player of all?

Growing up in Catholic School i was taught that God is omnipresent,  omniscient, all knowing and all pervasive.  Does that mean He or She can beat anybody in any possible universe at chess?  Could there be another God in a parallel universe hankering to play our Local Universe God?  Could there be a chess club for God's only?  Could God know your moves even before u make them and what fun would that be?  Could God even implant B.S. moves in your mind to throw u off?  Would it be any fun to play God since He or She is even stronger than Deep Blue.  Awwww shucks i dont know!  What do u think Joe?  Could Fischer beat God if Bobby were on a smoking hot streak?

                    Jesus, can you at least follow rules??   GOD, in a general chess discussion FORUM??   You KNOW that's gonna piss people off. RE-post it in off-topic, or I'll ask the mods to do it. Somebody should give you a map. WRONG FORUM CLYED!

I prefer to worship the ancient Greek gods.  They're too busy fornicating and murdering to waste time with a board game.  Your monotheist Abrahamic religions are so boring.

Mr. Flame, who was the Principal at your Catholic School? Stan Lee?

               Was THAT an insult??  I'm fornicating right now in another thread. (no peeking)

Steinitz claimed that he could give God odds of Pawn and move.

... although that was shortly after he started wearing his underpants on his head.

Steinitz, I mean... not God.

                 10 bonus points to the blue emu

+1000

At least he'll be with all his friends, instead of with a bunch of strangers.

I think God is unrated. So I'm for Carlsen on this one.

I think God created the Universe in small part to experience chess through us individual "avatars". So God always wins as well as experiencing defeat.

Except when He draws...

No.God would lose to me in 10 moves.That is if he exists ofcourse.

              Ziggy?   What did he say??    I think God's getting mad.

                   As a practicing Catholic, God did lose ONCE.  It was the game called Original Sin.   Ya give somebody free will and they gotta screw up the whole thing.  That wouldn't of happened if I was there. I am master of my domain.

But he also invented arcsin to undo it.

do you belive that god can do anything?

I deleted and edited my previous post. I didn't want the poster after me to think I was  responding to his post which was an after thought I wanted to follow immediately after my own original post He was posting evidently just before me.

Was this thread inspired by the God's Engine thread?It's getting old.

God would lose by forfeit, when he fails to show up ;)