psychic chess masters

This is my point.  Iron is indisputable.  The conclusions are.  You say aliens and mock me saying spirits.  Yet we use the same reasoning.  I find it funny that you use my reasoning and call me unbelievable.  You continually make my arguments for me.

Master_Valek wrote:

reflectivist wrote:

Master_Valek wrote:

Irontiger wrote:

Master_Valek wrote:

I think you lot do not do internet research, if you question anything written, google is your friend. 

And everything you find via google is guaranteed source, sure.

I have no interest in abduction cases... or most of those links. 

They are f'cking with you because you actually have some passion about your beliefs.  They don't really want to know if you have any anecdotal evidence or if there's any viability to your position at all.  They will only accept hard core proof that is commonly accepted or accepted in all the right circles, and if they have to read more than one sentence to find it, they'll jump back into into clown mode at your expense.

I don't see what leg they stand on however. If I had been outside of this discussion, seen the evidence that the UFO phenomenon had been taken very seriously by the airforce, even investigated them by flying into airspace and then confirming their existences, I don't know what more proof they need. Maybe they'd rather think it is one massive hoax, one not only perpurtrated by the public, but also all those high ranking officials, and to what end?

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I have it on good authority that when the aliens do invade they will have a list of everyone who publicly denied their existence or mocked them, and those people will be anal probed to try to find the real source of their misconceptions. Remember, when you f*** [edited by mod - language] with aliens, you get Glenn Beck

Me too I think. Hahahahahahahahaha. It is an incredible urge to go drink two more beers and play some chess like a pyschic chess master conjuring up the spirit of Bobby Fischer through telepathic powers of extra-terrestrial radio wave means of high frequency blah blah babble. Hahahahaha. I am sure there will be somebody who will find my humor to be offensive. 

I've seen UFOs.  All the time when I was a kid actually.

"Mommy what's that?"
"A car"
"Mommy what's that?"
"That's a hat"
"Mommy what's that?"
" . . . I think it's nap time."

I see the moderators are taking good care of these threads...check this out, in the op's post 832:

"Remember, when you f*** [edited by mod - language] with aliens, you get Glenn Beck"

This is a very entertaining article.

http://lloydcates.squarespace.com/early-balloons-in-texas/

You believe in mods?  Hahahaha.  Have you ever seen a mod?  No?  That's what I thought.

Corrijean, an interesting pattern begins to emerge when you scratch beyond the surface of the conspiracy theories and stop cherry picking who's account you take as most credible. A couple of good finds.

I saw a UFO once, but it turned out to be merely unidentified.

Again, though, seeing something that you can't identify doesn't automatically make it of alien origin.

If this were the case, I think I may have extraterrestrial life in the back of my refrigerator.

Look harder.

Otherworldly experience?  Sounds like spirits if you ask me.

That was my thought...

An unconventional experience doesn't require an unconventional explanation.

Fata Morgana, ball lightning, St. Elmo's fire, Chinese lanterns....

Actually, that was me. I have to admit I'm not really from Sao Tomé et Principe as I've led you all to believe, but come from a small planet in the vicinity of Betelgeuse.

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reflectivist responded (using limited interface his iPhone):

Hey you plagiarized my plagiarism of the "Dont Panic" image from The_Perfect_Idiot's thread about the chess coordinate system. Plagiarize your own material to troll with, you lush! Drinking to ward off spirits doesn't excuse your reckless behavior. You aren't Edgar Allen Poe or Ernest Hemmingway

Wafflemaster is correct though and I think that you actually agree with him. All experiences require normal explanations. That is the main line of thought of Occams razor as well.

An UFO (Unidentified Flying Object) is a normal explanation for something that we don't know what it is. If extraterrestials exist and visit us in their vehicles, then do they not use UFO's, but spaceships. As long as we do not understand what we see, then must we use the term UFO. The moment we understand what we see flying, then will we use a different term (Jupiter, a bird, a sausage or a cow for instance).

The unexplained has become part of our explanation of the world and will start to fit in, hence become normal.

i wish i were one

'Favourite' is how Holmes would have said it I expect master.