losing control of a piece whilst sneezing is a case of having inept fine motor skills:
i prescribe a rigorous regimen of mario platformers to bring them up to 'snuff', while reminding you that tournament rules have nothing to do with the game.
you could just as easily imagine a scenario wherein you are playing a game with your buddy at a bar, sneeze into his beer while queening (knocking both kings over in the process), then he proceeds to slap you before resetting the pieces, buying a fresh, non-snotty guiness & continuing to lose.
in both cases you are playing chess.
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