Depends on how long you've been gone.
Yeah, how many 100s of years old are you?
VacationAbuse is a crime now.
The last major change in chess was in the 1800s, when the convention of "White moves first" was officially adopted.
Yeah it has been 2736382837281817227 years since I've played chess.
Hmm.
Really?
Ok, I believe you.