It's On - Amateur Quote Contest

The good Dr. inadvertently challenged me to a quote contest, but

everyone is invited.

Here's the rules:

     it has to be yours and original

     it has to be clean and family safe

Here's mine:

"I believe that if all we do is play chess, at the end of the day all

     we will be is chess players."

                                                      - victhestick

     "there is more to life then chess, but, life is better with chess"

                                                      - victhestick

"Life's too short to be wasted playing chess"

malko

"It is a documented fact, that  children who play chess do better academically.So, I should be a genious by now!"

Regards

jbell35

"I farted"  

moderndefense

Use this one ANY time you are lucky...

     "Even a blind squirrel, sometimes finds an acorn."

                               - victhestick

"No matter where you go... there you are"

A successful game plan is a failed plan turned inside out.

"When all you have is a hammer, every problem looks like a nail"

i blundered, therefore i am

"Theory is always changing, because practical results are always changing. Therefore, the current theory in chess is based on the practical results of a time when the theory of chess was entirely different."

here ya go i dont know if its a quote but

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"life is like a rose, get stung while removing the thorns, leaving you a beautiful flower"

---heejo--

your computer burped all over your post.  I fix

thanks i copied it from a document where i put all my ideasXD thanks

"A chess player who resigns gracefully never intended to win anyway." - Bill Wall

"Chess players never die. They just lose their mates." - Bill Wall 

"The hardest chess position to win is stalemate." - Bill Wall

Well I hadn't heard it before. One technique I utilised in a friendly game was to constantly give "advice" in an obnoxiously loud voice, ranging from 'LIVE WIRES ARE DELICIOUS' to 'BUY PIZZA. PAY IN SNAKES'. It works, flawlessly.

It's really easy to convince someone that you're going to hurt them.

It's quite difficult to convince someone that you won't.

Catherine J.S.

chess without mating is like marrying without consumating.

Life is like a box of chocolates: sometimes bitter, sometimes sweet. But overall, it's all good.

 I like that one!