Jesus Christ I suck at chess

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RingDedede

I've been playing for more than roughly a year, and I just want to say, I actually find the worst move every single freaking time, why does this happen to me

LITO13mtz
THOU SHALT NOT TAKE THE NAME OF THE LORD YOUR GOD IN VAIN!! don't ask me what book of the Bible that was in
tygxc

"I actually find the worst move every single freaking time"
++ Well do not play it then. Then find the worst of the remaining moves and so on until one move is left. Play that remaining move.

BryanFripp

Actually Jesus was good at chess, although some of his deciples could beat him.

LITO13mtz
U have no proof of that, phony historian!
idilis
RingDedede wrote:

Jesus Christ I suck at chess

Jesus Christ II might be better

ChessMasteryOfficial

To most of my students, I give this advice (and it's all they need):


The biggest reason people struggle in lower-level chess is because of blunders. They make them in almost every game.

A mistake can instantly put you in a bad position, no matter how well you played earlier: if you had great opening knowledge, great positional skills, great endgame skills, whatever; a single mistake can change everything (you lose a piece or get checkmated).


So, how do you avoid blunders? Follow these two simple steps:

1. After your opponent moves, think if it's dangerous. Ask yourself, “What’s his idea?”
2. Before you make your move, think if it's safe. Ask yourself, “What attacking replies can he play?”


If you feel like getting to levels like 1600, 1800, or 2000 in chess is super hard, let's look at it in a different way. Those players you're facing make blunders in nearly every game they play. Beating them isn't so tough if you stop making big mistakes and start using their slip-ups to your advantage.

Again, it does not require you to become a chess nerd or spend all your time on chess. Just doing this one thing can boost your rating by a few hundred points right away.

Bogopawn657

Good thread start ... Jesus Christ I suck at chess, maybe his mate Moses can play instead🤪

jay12315
idilis wrote:
RingDedede wrote:

Jesus Christ I suck at chess

Jesus Christ II might be better
My god this is brilliant. I'm actually crying, thankyou....

blueemu

We all suck at chess. Ask Alpha-Zero. Ask Stockfish.

Some of us just suck worse than others. It's a matter of degree.

Advanced_player1
RingDedede wrote:

I've been playing for more than roughly a year, and I just want to say, I actually find the worst move every single freaking time, why does this happen to me

Misusing God's name?

strawberrygasoline

I've never seen people be such smartasses over someone saying "jesus christ" in my entire life.

LITO13mtz
I have
blueemu
strawberrygasoline wrote:

I've never seen people be such smartasses over someone saying "jesus christ" in my entire life.

Could it be a new world record?

strawberrygasoline

more than likely

what_do_i_put_here
blueemu wrote:
strawberrygasoline wrote:

I've never seen people be such smartasses over someone saying "jesus christ" in my entire life.

Could it be a new world record?

why is this funny

LITO13mtz
Idk
RingDedede
ChessMasteryOfficial wrote:

To most of my students, I give this advice (and it's all they need):


The biggest reason people struggle in lower-level chess is because of blunders. They make them in almost every game.

A mistake can instantly put you in a bad position, no matter how well you played earlier: if you had great opening knowledge, great positional skills, great endgame skills, whatever; a single mistake can change everything (you lose a piece or get checkmated).


So, how do you avoid blunders? Follow these two simple steps:

1. After your opponent moves, think if it's dangerous. Ask yourself, “What’s his idea?”
2. Before you make your move, think if it's safe. Ask yourself, “What attacking replies can he play?”


If you feel like getting to levels like 1600, 1800, or 2000 in chess is super hard, let's look at it in a different way. Those players you're facing make blunders in nearly every game they play. Beating them isn't so tough if you stop making big mistakes and start using their slip-ups to your advantage.

Again, it does not require you to become a chess nerd or spend all your time on chess. Just doing this one thing can boost your rating by a few hundred points right away.

I appreciate this, by a lot, thank you so much

strawberrygasoline
theswooze wrote:

i suck harder than a hoover electrolyte.

and that's still not near as much as your mother

Willow_662

damn 💀