jobs with chess.com

does anybody know where to search for paid jobs with chess.com please as i cant seem to find anything!

Then you failed the entry exam.

I only asked for $50/hour, and they snubbed me.

They don't want anyone who would settle for $50/hr.

id settle for 20 dollars an hour at the mo and ive taught chess all my life!

How did you teach chess before you were old enough to walk and talk??? 

You can sign-up to give lessons. But you don't work for C.c in this case.

Pity you don't have a title.  They're kind of discriminatory about that, but if you create a wildly popular and unique blog, you might be invited to write articles.  You could ask batgirl for tips on how it's done; no guarantee she'll give away her secrets though...

Wear a leather suite and black cowl.

erm im 43 nomadic knight lol have signed up to give lessons but wouldnt mind getting a challenge durrbrain on the chess.com tv or something

Please be relevant, helpful & nice!

Lycra, not leather.

Isn't that just a fancy word for spandex?

Fancy pants.

        Erik lets me clean the ashtrays now and then.

Do they still make ashtrays?

Remember when you were in primary school art class? And you had to make something from clay? And you couldn't think of anything to make? And so yo u made an ashtray?

And nobody in your house smoked?

My dad smoked so I was all set. Though my ashtray turned out to be shite... :)

I made some adult sized "equipment".  They brought my parents in for another conference.

Yeah, clay works better for ashtrays than poo does.

9 posts before being sidetracked. Must be some sort of new record.