Joke: No Touch Move!

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Metal_Pineapples

Scientifically, sense molecules can't touch molecules, that would mean that there's no touch move. comment more science tricks!

EdoubleU52
Hansol0 wrote:

Scientifically, sense molecules can't touch molecules, that would mean that there's no touch move. comment more science tricks!

Molecules can touch other molecules. It's the nuclei of the molecule that won't touch one another. But if you wanted to get technical, "touch" as most know it, doesn't even happen on that level but on the other hand every atom is touching every other atom anywhere and everywhere all the time.

Metal_Pineapples

Well... there's still air in between each molecule

Metal_Pineapples

Or where gloves!

EdoubleU52
Hansol0 wrote:

Or where gloves!

If you break it down to a quantum level, you're theoretically moving every piece of both yours and your opponents as well. If that's the case, whoever draws white should be disqualified after the first move for being too touchy touchy. I believe the "too touchy touchy" rule does exist in a sub section somewhere towards the far back of some rule books.

EdoubleU52

Merry Christmas by the way. Or just happy day if you're not a celebrator of such!

MickinMD

Actually, into order to put your hand on a piece. You have to move your hand halfway to the piece first. Then, from that point, you first have to move your hand halfway to the piece before you can touch the piece.  From that point, you once again have to move your hand halfway to the piece.

Since there are an infinite number of halfway points and you can NOT do an infinite number of things in a finite amount of time, you can never touch the piece.

Note:  This is a variation on the "Paradoxes of Zeno."

number-0

v sauce made a whole video on are we actually touching stuff

short answer was no

Metal_Pineapples

Looks like science + chess is a good combo

aspiringpsychiatrist
EdoubleU52 wrote:
Hansol0 wrote:

Or where gloves!

If you break it down to a quantum level, you're theoretically moving every piece of both yours and your opponents as well. If that's the case, whoever draws white should be disqualified after the first move for being too touchy touchy. I believe the "too touchy touchy" rule does exist in a sub section somewhere towards the far back of some rule books.

That moment where you weren't expecting a response, lol. happy.png

Metal_Pineapples

Har Har Ho Ho Ho Funny Christmas!

BeExpectingMe2

The electrons still touch.

EdoubleU52
MickinMD wrote:

Actually, into order to put your hand on a piece. You have to move your hand halfway to the piece first. Then, from that point, you first have to move your hand halfway to the piece before you can touch the piece.  From that point, you once again have to move your hand halfway to the piece.

Since there are an infinite number of halfway points and you can NOT do an infinite number of things in a finite amount of time, you can never touch the piece.

Note:  This is a variation on the "Paradoxes of Zeno."

Or why not just move your hand the whole way once?

EdoubleU52
number-0 wrote:

v sauce made a whole video on are we actually touching stuff

short answer was no

We're always touching everything, theoretically, on an atomic level.

EdoubleU52
08-abchess2006-64 wrote:
EdoubleU52 wrote:
Hansol0 wrote:

Or where gloves!

If you break it down to a quantum level, you're theoretically moving every piece of both yours and your opponents as well. If that's the case, whoever draws white should be disqualified after the first move for being too touchy touchy. I believe the "too touchy touchy" rule does exist in a sub section somewhere towards the far back of some rule books.

That moment where you weren't expecting a response, lol.

lol, I know, I just couldn't stop myself though!

number-0
EdoubleU52 wrote:
number-0 wrote:

v sauce made a whole video on are we actually touching stuff

short answer was no

We're always touching everything, theoretically, on an atomic level.

umm actually the atom reple (not attract, forgot how to spell repel)

EdoubleU52
number-0 wrote:
EdoubleU52 wrote:
number-0 wrote:

v sauce made a whole video on are we actually touching stuff

short answer was no

We're always touching everything, theoretically, on an atomic level.

umm actually the atom reple (not attract, forgot how to spell repel)

This is true. If "touching" means that two atoms influence each other, then atoms are always touching. Two atoms that are held a mile apart still have their wavefunctions overlapping. In principle, two atoms influence each other no matter where they are in the universe because they extend out in all directions.

superchessmachine

Or just dismember yourself. That works too you know...

superchessmachine

I think my idea is simpler and better.

superchessmachine

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