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Please post your best jokes or see and comment on other people's joke.

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Which word is spelled incorrectly in the dictionary?

Incorrectly 

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That was good one! I created a forum "Joke for the Day" in one of the clubs I joined (Chess-n-Chat) to help engage people in the lighter side of life. Christians should be joyful even though they deal with serious things. Maybe I will post some of those jokes here from time to time - or post some different ones. happy.png

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This is more of a riddle, but:
You are driving in the desert, hungry, thirsty, and hot. Then, you come upon three doors. The first door has food. The second, water. The third, cool shelter. Which door do you open first?

The car door!
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I'e actually heard that joke before. Nice one

 

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I got a good joke. France not surrendering during wars😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🇺🇸

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Or jake getting a girlfriend
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Children in Australia- “Mum, can me and my friends please go to the movies at 3?”
“Sure, but text me every 30 minutes so I know you’re Ok.”

Children in Russia- “Mum I’m going to the abandoned scrapyard to hunt homeless people. Can I bring dad’s chainsaw?”
“Sure, but don’t forget that dinner’s at 6.”
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The thoughtful children
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WHAT WHY DO THEY NEED A CHAN SAW
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What's up 

The sky

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Mr. Smith brings home a robot. he proudly tells his Family that this robot can tell if someone is lying, "in fact: the robot will slap you if you lie", Mr. Smith says to his wife.  promptly their son walks into the room. Mr. Smith asks him: "son, did you do your homework?"-"yes, dad!"-*slap*-"ouch! what the f***?"-"this robot slaps you if you lie, son!"-"okay, I didn't do my homework but I'll do it later"-*slap*-"ok, fine. I have no intention to do my homework"-"son, I am very disappointed in you! when I was in school I always did my homeowrk!"-*slap*-"haha, he is your son after all" Mrs. Smith replies and the robot slaps her.

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How does every single Christian who wants to get married end her prayer?

"Aman!"