Jokes


Chuck Norris wakes up at 10:30, half-an-hour before he goes to bed.
Chuck Norris found the Holy Grail. He uses it for a shot glass.
Chuck Norris knows where Hiedegger's cat is ALL the time.
When Chuck Norris jogs through CERN, the particles move faster than light because they're afraid of him.
Chuck Norris became a billionaire at age 7 from stealing lunch money.