Jokes

What's that up in the road, ahead?

--Benny Hill--

Wilfred had just learned his abc's and was very scared of doing them in front of the class. The teacher, though, told him that the best way to conquer his fears would be to just go ahead and do it. So, trembling, he stood in front of the class and began.

"ABCDEFGHIJLKMNOQRSTUVWXYZ."

"Very good, Wilfred. But you forgot the P. Where's the P?

"It's running down my leg."

 Here's a picture of the Milky Way as seen from Mars...

LOL. This is the funniest one of all !

Love #663 and 664!

I like the guess which 3 (days)!

Following is a photo of some inhabitants, I remember around 3000, of a small town in Japan or in that region, near a volcano spewing out toxic gases only, nearly everyone has left and relocated, but around 3000 hardcore inhabitants remain and chose to basically wear gas masks 24/24 for everyone. ..

If you rob a bank here, the Police will ask "Any distinguishing features ?" "Nothing. About 6 foot. Usual gas mask, that's all"