MidnightExpress1 wrote:
ill send you all my personal information right away sir. Yes officer i have i.d. yes sir no sir yes sir no sir yes sir no sir! Smoooooooch! The adress will be "TO a Nosy Humorless Copper in Oregon." you would look nice with your upper lip 3x the size it is now hahahahaahahah ayyyy copper?
Are you living in the 30's? Fancy yourself a Clyde Barrow or Pretty-boy Floyd? Maybe a Baby Face Nelson? Grow up, as this has quickly become so pathetic... At the very least drop the "copper" lingo, because it's like a giant red flag that you are in no way a con.
A man signs up for a chess tournament. After 6 hours of heated competition he makes it to the final game. As he approaches the head table he sees his opponent is none other than Chuck Norris. Without even sitting down he tips his king and walks away.