Jokes


Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a gun shot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says "OK, now what?"
Wasn't that from Family Guy or something?
Yes, it was. Although I'm not sure if it first appeared on Family Guy or somewhere else.

I am sorry "dayss77" you find this forum fairly lame. You are from good ole down under Australia, so here come some Ossie jokes.