Laugh at myself

Sometimes I find myself doing dyslexic things in my games.  Just recently I had a very nice tactical four move combination that would have put me a rook up.  Instead of doing the moves 1-2-3-4 I managed to do it 2-1 (never got to 3-4 for obvious reasons).  Anyone else have any funny self-inflicted wounds?

I often hang my queen in a winning position... You'd know what I mean, if you're patzer... :D

"Suicide Queen!"  

Today I lost two consecutive blitz games on time, a rook / queen vs. rook up, with both players just having seconds on the clock and as you see from my avatar, in this situation I'm always the slower one. That's why I hate blitz chess, and it hates me. Don't know why I'm still playing this.

I have major problems with the endgame, especially K+P endgames. I often let my pawns en prise.

When I'm a rook up but I let my opponent force promotion due to greed.

In a game I'm still playing i lost my queen like a novice or less ehehe

Sometimes I'm looking at the board from the wrong perspective and then realize with a sense of relief that my mind has switched sides on me!