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Cystem_Phailure
chrisr2212 wrote:

but if one thread is only half as good as the next, we can sum up


But that requires an infinite number of threads!

Say, we'd better get busy.

eddiewsox
Cystem_Phailure wrote:
chrisr2212 wrote:

but if one thread is only half as good as the next, we can sum up

 


But that requires an infinite number of threads!

Say, we'd better get busy.


 Let me see your infinity and raise you 1.

King_of_pawns
Matthew11 wrote:

Actually, this fourm is rather interesting, watching the flow of troll posts can teach you alot. So pretend I didn't say this.


Stop trolling my thread!!


 Don't let these "trollers" bother you, children must play.

GhostNight

OK, to sumit up, this is an illegal topic, because it has nothing pertaining to chess, "other topics", is where this belongs, so to make it legit, to sum up the best two chess books you can own that will make you a GM??????????????????

     !. How to win a lost game by.... GM Trysts

 

     2.Ten ways to reach GM,in two weeks without working too hard by......GM Trysts

 

    Now this  post is legal, do not forget to rush to your local book storeTongue out

Cystem_Phailure

How can there be so many people who don't know the correct definition of a troll?  Are they noobs or just ignorant?

King_of_pawns

Definition of TROLL

transitive verb
1
: to cause to move round and round : roll
2
a: to sing the parts of (as a round or catch) in succession b: to sing loudly c: to celebrate in song
3
a: to fish for by trolling b: to fish by trolling in <troll lakes> c: to pull through the water in trolling <troll a lure> d: to search in or at <trolls flea markets for bargains>; also: prowl <troll nightclubs>
intransitive verb
1
: to move around : ramble
2
a: to fish by trailing a lure or baited hook from a moving boat b: search, look <trolling for sponsors>; also: prowl
3
: to sing or play in a jovial manner
4
: to speak rapidly
jerry2468

They don't get trolled. "Trolls" are just the showing of displeasure.

Outram49
chrisr2212 wrote:

funny how trolls always think other people are trolls


Filthy troll. Stop trolling.

UnratedGamesOnly

DrSpudnik
streetfighter wrote:
DrSpudnik wrote:

 

Our story so far...


 Who is the guy in the pic? (which has mysteriously not appeared in my 'quote'!)

Believe it or not, I once wrote a script in college for a 'Health and Safety' public service ad for the elderly based on this character but could never remember who he was or what the movie/TV series he 'presented' was :( I recall it being a horror-type thing, Friday night something??!


That's Charles Gray as "The Criminologist--an Expert" from the Rocky Horror Picture Show. The ultimate bad movie.

htdavidht
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AndyClifton
fracklefrit wrote:

For me, the only thing that sums up a bad thread is a good tonydal Limerick.


there once was a trollee named Matthew...

 

aw, never mind.

AndyClifton

for a while he's griped

that his forums get swiped

King_of_pawns

since this isn't going anywhere, can we just take to the next level...

King_of_pawns

infinite I think, but I've never been there, so I could be wrong

AndyClifton

Jeez King, you've got no limerick sense at all.  You belong in Iowa.

King_of_pawns

Cry

AndyClifton

Er, sorry...I didn't realize my words would be so hurtful.  Hey, what's that guy's head doing in a nebula anyway?

King_of_pawns

we're all on the same plane...

DrSpudnik

I think that was Marshall Applewhite, who fled to the outer reaches of the galaxy with the alien ships hiding behind the Hale-Bopp comet once he got his nuts removed.