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winerkleiner

Lol

htdavidht
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waffllemaster
chubbychocobo wrote:
Cystem_Phailure wrote:
snakesbelly wrote:

One of my favorite sculptures depicts that scene from Greek mythology were the mythological bull kills the mythological half-bull dude using a single fart.

Perhaps you are familiar with it ?


Ah yes . . . I recall my mother telling me that bedtime story when I was a tot . . . 


http://worldfamousdesignjunkies.com/illustration/the-big-golden-farting-bull/


Heh, so they're right to say that all the intelligent/creative artists go into marketing, and we're left with things like this being called art.

arborvitian
winerkleiner wrote:

To sum up, what is healthier, baked spam or smoked troll? 


If it's a bridge troll, smoked troll is definitely better for you.  Bridge trolls are low in cholesterol, and high in protein.  If it's a cave troll, go with the spam.  Even though spam is full of chemicals and fillers, you're still better off, because cave trolls are much more likely to carry parasites than bridge trolls, and smoking doesn't always kill all of the parasites.

What rock have you been living under anyway, that I have to explain this to you?  Everybody should know this stuff from the time they're like five years old.  Yeesh.

Matthew11

To throw it out there, I'm not really trying to get this fourm locked. How would I do that anyway trolls with poor humor?

mrguy888
waffllemaster wrote:

Heh, so they're right to say that all the intelligent/creative artists go into marketing, and we're left with things like this being called art.


I think I have figured out what happens:

First, a group of people declare themselves more intellectual than everyone else. One guy makes something and shows everyone how awesome (they say "enlightened" or something) it is. They all have to agree on how great it is or else they risk looking stupid for not understanding it. How else could "black square" ever be considered revolutionary art?

Cystem_Phailure

How is it that if someone makes a remark that's intended to be humorous and everyone else fails to recognize it as such, then it's everyone else that has poor humor?

TheGrobe

Sounds like a case of misjudging your audience.

The road to hell, and all of that.

winerkleiner
arborvitian wrote:
winerkleiner wrote:

To sum up, what is healthier, baked spam or smoked troll? 


If it's a bridge troll, smoked troll is definitely better for you.  Bridge trolls are low in cholesterol, and high in protein.  If it's a cave troll, go with the spam.  Even though spam is full of chemicals and fillers, you're still better off, because cave trolls are much more likely to carry parasites than bridge trolls, and smoking doesn't always kill all of the parasites.

What rock have you been living under anyway, that I have to explain this to you?  Everybody should know this stuff from the time they're like five years old.  Yeesh.


 Yes you're right I lost my nutritional licence, now I don't drive.  Good man!

winerkleiner
Matthew11 wrote:

To throw it out there, I'm not really trying to get this fourm locked. How would I do that anyway trolls with poor humor?


 Poor humor?  I went to troll humor college and majored in forum philosphy.  

corrijean

I went to Spam University.

AndyClifton
theoreticalboy wrote:

No, all we get is "you guys are stupid."  How wretched.


Yeah, he might as well just buy a one-way ticket to Elk Grove.

AndyClifton

David Styles brings his unexcelled drolleries to a wider audience:

AndyClifton

Matthew11 does his best to endure the current humor deficit:

htdavidht
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rooky_rookardo
corrijean wrote:

I went to Spam University.


i went to Eff U.

rooky_rookardo
htdavidht wrote:

What is the name of the fat bold man on the black and white picture?


#185 or #198?

Conquistador
rooky_rookardo wrote:
corrijean wrote:

I went to Spam University.


i went to Eff U.


Ah, a University of Florida graduate I see.  Then again, with that spelling you might be a University of Florida dropout.

Cystem_Phailure
Conquistador wrote:
rooky_rookardo wrote:

i went to Eff U.


Ah, a University of Florida graduate I see.  Then again, with that spelling you might be a University of Florida dropout.


In the case of the University of Florida, it could still be a graduate.

goldendog

It is the school motto.