Let's sum it up.

One of my favorite sculptures depicts that scene from Greek mythology were the mythological bull kills the mythological half-bull dude using a single fart.
Perhaps you are familiar with it ?
Ah yes . . . I recall my mother telling me that bedtime story when I was a tot . . .
http://worldfamousdesignjunkies.com/illustration/the-big-golden-farting-bull/
Heh, so they're right to say that all the intelligent/creative artists go into marketing, and we're left with things like this being called art.

To sum up, what is healthier, baked spam or smoked troll?
If it's a bridge troll, smoked troll is definitely better for you. Bridge trolls are low in cholesterol, and high in protein. If it's a cave troll, go with the spam. Even though spam is full of chemicals and fillers, you're still better off, because cave trolls are much more likely to carry parasites than bridge trolls, and smoking doesn't always kill all of the parasites.
What rock have you been living under anyway, that I have to explain this to you? Everybody should know this stuff from the time they're like five years old. Yeesh.

To throw it out there, I'm not really trying to get this fourm locked. How would I do that anyway trolls with poor humor?
Heh, so they're right to say that all the intelligent/creative artists go into marketing, and we're left with things like this being called art.
I think I have figured out what happens:
First, a group of people declare themselves more intellectual than everyone else. One guy makes something and shows everyone how awesome (they say "enlightened" or something) it is. They all have to agree on how great it is or else they risk looking stupid for not understanding it. How else could "black square" ever be considered revolutionary art?

How is it that if someone makes a remark that's intended to be humorous and everyone else fails to recognize it as such, then it's everyone else that has poor humor?

To sum up, what is healthier, baked spam or smoked troll?
If it's a bridge troll, smoked troll is definitely better for you. Bridge trolls are low in cholesterol, and high in protein. If it's a cave troll, go with the spam. Even though spam is full of chemicals and fillers, you're still better off, because cave trolls are much more likely to carry parasites than bridge trolls, and smoking doesn't always kill all of the parasites.
What rock have you been living under anyway, that I have to explain this to you? Everybody should know this stuff from the time they're like five years old. Yeesh.
Yes you're right I lost my nutritional licence, now I don't drive. Good man!

To throw it out there, I'm not really trying to get this fourm locked. How would I do that anyway trolls with poor humor?
Poor humor? I went to troll humor college and majored in forum philosphy.

No, all we get is "you guys are stupid." How wretched.
Yeah, he might as well just buy a one-way ticket to Elk Grove.

I went to Spam University.
i went to Eff U.
Ah, a University of Florida graduate I see. Then again, with that spelling you might be a University of Florida dropout.
Lol