LOL my opponent looks like E.T. !

Why are you here then? Many people don't appreciate being called ugly.

I don't get it, was this a dream? Because I can't imagine some one doing this in real life.

Dream, joke or real, I don't see anything even slightly funny in this.

Neither do I.

YES THIS IS A JOKE !! DIRECTED AT NO ONE

CHESS.com is were the pretty people PLAY !!

 Oh, the joke was just to subtle and sophisticated, an oaf like me can't understand it. Forgive me please.

I don't get it.

The only way this would have been remotely funny was if you said you complained to the tournament director that his finger kept lighting up & distracting you.

I do think it needs some refining before it can be a good joke.

In a few years it could become a mildly funny joke...

with government backing, and a little luck, this thread could develop into something that could elicit several groans, if not a handful of polite chuckles.....I'm sure it.

Five months later, it's a little funny.