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I need 37 seconds to prepare for a tournament on July 14th. My rating is uscf 471, peak 492 and I'm going to play in the under 1200 section. Prize money: 1st, $500. 2nd $300. and 3rd. $100. I need help in opening preparation and I need training sessions on the Fried liver attack, Fool's mate, and the OP 4 move checkmate by the leading authorities on those openings. I also need training sessions on solving mate in ones. 

Requirements: 2600+ player, preferably super GM like Magnus Carson

Seconds will be working inside my house and they will be sleeping in the basement. There are no breaks and no maternity leave. I will give free trophies and five free lessons for my seconds and they each receive 1% of prize money.

 

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Hired.

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1% of $500= $5
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Monie49 wrote:
1% of $500= $5

that's pretty good!

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Anybody?

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I can do the work of ten men, if you're interested... wink.png

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Squidward18Q wrote:

I can do the work of ten men, if you're interested... wink.png

you're rating doesnt qualify

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baconandeggz wrote:

i can be your second providing you anallyze 91 days in my basement the petroff and you sleep on the ground and eat only dog poop

I need somebody to analyze the OP 4 move checkmate for 13 days in my basement and you cant come out.

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baconandeggz wrote:

does mine?

no you're a CM

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The tournament was over, and my 37 seconds helped me win by preparing OP opening novelties. These novelties are going to win novelty of the year. They each receive $1 for their hard work. I will keep their names anonymous.

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ghost_of_pushwood wrote:

No more seconds for you!  You eat enough as it is.

I'm doing thirds now of fried liver

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