I *will* go on record as SUPPORTING a jeans ban. Jeans are for farmers and kids. Stop whining and get your butts to a good clothing store and buy some decent threads.
The only reason any of you should wear jeans is if you are working outside the house doing messy manual labor. Since most of you are almost certainly not, then put them away. I see khakis in your future. You can get cheap ones from Amazon Essentials.
One other clothing tip, since I know most of you don't get out much - if you are wearing shorts you better either be under 12 years old or playing tennis. That goes for everywhere, I don't care how hot it is. You'll live, your calves won't sweat that much. Here, I'll make it easy for you:
>I'm pretty confident you're just a Hans Neimann fanboy<
It would be pointless for me to deny this, since no-one is here to change their minds about anything. Nonetheless, I will. I don't know much about Hans Neimann, other than the famous beads controversy (which I never quite understood...who was signaling the pulses to the beads, and how?) I also hear he has an unhealthy relationship with Kramnik, whom we all need to put on ice. Finally, he treated Levi like crap in a recent interview, and I'm a big Levy Rozman fan. Indeed, I think Levy has miles of class over Magnus, Hans, Krammy, and just about all of them.
So, no...I'm not a Hans fan. If we use similar language, well, we both speak American English, and "hissy fit" is a pretty common phrase here, especially when adults do childish things.