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Kjasmine008

A tale of a king who loved his queen, but she's like "Get away from me!"

Kjasmine008

presentyou...

ThDancinCouple! (aopening!)

 

Kanon17

Royal fianchetto, idiots game.

Ethanferreira

This is called " mortality & mostly errors" opening.

theocomicman
This is called the pterodactyl defense:

1.e4 e6 2.Ne2 d5 3.Ng3 dxe4 4.Nxe4
theocomicman
And this is the dog-ear opening:

1.f3 e5 2.Nh3 Nf6 3.Nf2
Kjasmine008

woof

Devin00

Mine is the wayward queen attack. Worst openings ever. 

ThrillerFan
theocomicman wrote:
This is called the pterodactyl defense:

1.e4 e6 2.Ne2 d5 3.Ng3 dxe4 4.Nxe4

 

The Pterodactyl already exists!  It's a line that can come from the Hyper-Accelerated Dragon or the Sniper.

 

Devin00

Ok 

TitanChess666
There's a variation in the Grand Prix called the toilet variation
Devin00

I like openings that include knights and bishops. 

Devin00

Some openings include a queen. 

chadnilsen
Devin00 wrote:

I like openings that include knights and bishops. 

Every good opening includes knights and bishops.

RIP_Your_Rating

Gigalite Opening

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Carter_42

 

The Down-Pawn opening

theocomicman
this is called the bishop's castle", or the double fianchetto
 

 

WeichhhartDaniel
The ? Opening

 

Kjasmine008
WeichhhartDaniel wrote:
The ? Opening

 Lol I like it

 

RIP_Your_Rating

Flank Attack: Double Fianchetto, Knightrim Variation, Mainline