The Patzer Charge
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This is a brilliant opening, preparing a king sac on either e4 or d4. I call it the Real King’s Gambit
The Bayonet Attack:
Aug 16, 2019
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#1009
chadnilsen wrote:
The BIG Gambit
Facetious, not that this is intended to be a serious issue, but then... I suppose we shan't be calling it facetious. Comical nonetheless.
Four Knights Game
Touchdown
Aug 17, 2019
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#1014
GamerGuy26022 wrote:
Touchdown
That's a classic case of brainfart football.
The bullet opening
1.d3 black plays something
2.f3 black plays something
3 whites king runs around the pawns like a headless chicken
1.d3 black plays something
2.f3 black plays something
3 whites king runs around the pawns like a headless chicken
Queen’s Gambit Accepted
Aug 22, 2019
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#1018
GamerGuy26022 wrote:
Queen’s Gambit Accepted
After 1. d4 d5 2. c4 I thought, now what's so funny about this? But then...
King's Gambit: Queen gambit
King's gambit: Queen gambit Accepted
Sicilian Defense: Rook Gambit Accepted, Killer Attack