"Chess is a drug, once you start you can't stop"
"1.f3 and 2.g4 will leave your opponents sore."
"memorable sayings for teaching"
dont let this here game of chest rattle your bones none
Never Underestimate the Power of Human Stupidity in the Opening (With apologies to Robert A Heinlein)
"Passed pawns are strong in an endgame. But a revolver is stronger." - StevenBailey13
"The only objective in chess is to take the opponents king, so grab it and RUN" -Ryan Davidson
Check for checks (you or your opponent could have mate)
you pin to win