Mitens cult


If you are going to start a cult, shouldn't you at least know how to spell the name?
Sorry I'm not english and I'm not very good at writing
Don't apologise, the moderator should no better than to correct people's spelling and also know not everyone's native language is English, some mods are more professional and courteous than others.

Sorry I'm not english and I'm not very good at writing
Don't apologise, the moderator should no better than to correct people's spelling and also know not everyone's native language is English, some mods are more professional and courteous than others.
Dude, what does English has to do with anything? My native language isn't English either, but it doesn't stop me to see if a word has one "t" or 2.
"Starting a cult" and not even bothering to know the name is just beyond pathetic.
What's more pathetic is getting upset about an anonymous person missing out a single letter on an internet forum, an amazing lack of life perspective.
When people, especially publicly, correct others’ mistakes, a lot of that has to do with signaling to other people,” says Robert Kurzban, a psychology professor at the University of Pennsylvania whose work focuses on the nature of evolved cognitive adaptations for social life. “People are trying to signal their expertise, because being able to identify mistakes indicates that you know more about something than the person who committed the error.”
Those who engage in public corrections of this sort often are looking to feel good about themselves, and, according to Benoît Monin, a psychology professor at Stanford University, displays of language all-knowing-ness provide a ready-made, two-pronged opportunity to do so. “The way we evaluate our competence is relative to other people,” he says. “If I need to feel good about my language skills, one way that I could do that would be to give myself evidence that my language skills are awesome. Another is to give myself evidence that other people’s language skills suck. So by putting down other people, I can feel better about myself.”
On a recent episode of the Slate podcast Lexicon Valley, John McWhorter similarly pointed to the way language bullying makes one feel superior—and also argued that classism was at work.

If the point was humor, perhaps it's "beyond humorous".

nice paragraph bro, one small issue. i doubt the dude this is directed is prob finna say "i aint reading that" or "i'm not reading all that"

Oooooo, Great Mitens!
SMITE these unbelievers with your sharp claws!
The world went downhill when smiting went out of fashion. I blame the Liberals.

also this is a cult not a "LeTs SeE hOw AnNoYiNg I cAn Be By CoRrEcTiNg ThE eNgLiSh Of PeOpLe WhO aReN't EnGlisH (which mind you is a weird asf language)."

Sorry I'm not english and I'm not very good at writing
I am sorry that I mentioned it. It is not a big thing.

Mittens was horrible on almost everything she did, but stood out on chaturanga (ancestor of chess) so she started learning moves training more and more until she self proclaimed the God of chaturanga, wen she heard chaturanga turned into chess she was angry and made a deal with God if she won a chess match against God she would be officially the chess/chaturanga God, it was the greatest match ever seen, after a ferocious match she won and officially turned into chess God later she learned to live with chess, then she wanted to see if in the near future someone was going to defeat her and she entered in a long sleep later being awake by chess.com. so this is the story of Mittens loved by some and hated by others the God of chess.