Most recurrent forum topics?

first one that comes to mind...

1. Is chess a sport?

2. Who is the greatest chess player of all time? (GOAT)

3. why everybody cheats

4. My opponent stole my Pawn!

5. How many Blitz games do I need to play to become a GM?

I am 86 years old and have been playing chess for 6 months. How can I become a GM?

Rematches.

Chess = IQ

Why are men better than women in Chess?

Who are the sexiest female chess players?

The topics in this thread are all troll favorites, and 7 out of 8 times you see them, it is just a troll who has no imagination and needs to rely on a crutch.

Actually I'm only 62. But yeah.

I am 62 also , and I aim to become a Grandmaster when I am 86 and then put Magnus in his place.

We could double-team him! Between the two of us, we'll be 172!

A night at the Opera ?

Count bleemu and the Duke of Americu versus The Beast of Norway .

Why am I not improving?

This is generally asked by players who only play blitz or bullet and don't bother to study books or videos.

My opponent cheated. 

Anything with Fischer's name in it.

And the winner is, "What is the best opening?"

Please shut up y'all and someone just buy me a diamond membership already.  Don't be ashamed if you can't afford it - gold will do. The bunny is easily appeased that way. 

https://www.chess.com/forum/view/community/vagrancy

While you're finding the funds,  please also tell me who you think will win the next chess championship.

https://www.chess.com/forum/view/community/originality-who-will-win-this-championship

And what's my chess style folks?

https://www.chess.com/forum/view/off-topic/what-is-my-style

https://www.chess.com/forum/view/off-topic/punish-players-who-beat-me

https://www.chess.com/forum/view/off-topic/why-doesnt-bobby-bash-chesscom-members-who-start-topics-about-him