Mute the funking game start sound?


That is the sound of wooden pieces being dumped from a box down onto a board.
Maybe you've never heard it before.
Maybe you should try playing a game with wooden pieces some time.

Yes, as in mother funking. Farts and funk have a lot in common, too, btw.
Now that you know that it's not farting, I'll bet you are greatly relieved.

too much work for a small indie company
I could understand if the paid version allowed you to do this. I would pay just to mute that frickin low quality and loud as hell sound.