My Anniversary is next month.

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cheater_1

Well, it seems you all have managed to keep me around for almost one YEAR! November 24th will mean I have spent one year at this site. It is a special occassion. It takes alot to keep me interested in ANYTHING for one year.

In all honesty, it's not this site, but the the PEOPLE at this site, that keeps me going. This site has so many flaws that I couldn't begin to name 'em all. It's becoming more about advertising than chess. I have to sift through the FLASH ads--ads that make this site run like a snail (even on a T1 connection)--just to get to the "content".

But you people, in all your NAIVETY, HYPOCRISY, and ARROGANCE have made it enjoyable. I'd much rather debate things with you than play chess with you. It's a weird situation: No teams or groups with any merit want to play me--they run away, but the people that have NO MERIT, line up to debate me. There has been alot of talk and little action here. I must confess though that I'm not here to play chess, UNLESS an attractive opportunity arises, as it did in APRIL.

If I am a troll, then you people are the best troll-feeders I have ever met. AND that's a fact.

I still have never been checkmated in a game of online chess in 12 years. It's hard to believe, but it's true. I thought the vote chess games could open up a whole new world for me, but I was wrong. I am disappointed. But, the failure of competition here spurred me on to compete in USCF matches again (albeit with an earpiece, wireless camera, and RYBKA helping me out).

Monday, November 24th will be my ONE YEAR ANNIVERSARY here. I expect to be congratulated when I log on.

cheater_1

NOW I AM REALLY MAD!!!!!!! CAN YOU TELL!!!!??? I AM THE MADDEST I HAVE BEEN IN A LONG TIME. I JUST REREAD ONE OF MY POSTS AND IT SEEMS THIS PATHETIC SITE HAS SUNK TO A NEW LOW. I FEEL THE SLIME DRIPPING OFF MY BODY. EWWWWWW.

IN MY POST ABOUT THE BLUNDER OF TEAM LIGHTFORCE, THIS SITE HAS TAKEN UPON ITSELF TO HIGHLIGHT ONE OF MY WORDS AND TURN IT INTO AN ADVERTISEMENT!!!!!

HOW DARE YOU CHESS.COM!!!!!!! HOW....DARE....YOU...SIRS!!!!!!!

I WAS TALKING ABOUT MY EARLIER VOTE CHESS GAME AND THEY MADE THE WORD "GAME" LINK TO AN AD ABOUT POKEMON (OF ALL THINGS).

YOU ALL KNOW THAT NEXT TO LAWYERS, I THINK ADVERTISERS ARE THE MOST EVIL PEOPLE IN THE UNIVERSE.

DIDNT I PREDICT IT? ABOUT 5 MONTHS AGO I SAID "WATCH OUT". THIS SITE WILL BEGIN TO MAKE YOU PAY TO GET BETTER SERVICE (IT DID). IT WILL BEGIN TO FLOOD ITS PAGES WITH ADS (IT DID). IT WILL REPEATEDLY FILL YOUR EMAIL BOX WITH SOLICITATIONS FOR $$$$$ ( IT DID). THAT'S WHY I AM A SCHOLAR...A PROPHET....A GENIUS...A DANG GOOD CHESS PLAYER..BECAUSE I KNOW WHAT YOU WILL DO BEFORE YOU DO IT.

WATCH OUT PEOPLE. THIS IS JUST THE TIP OF THE ICEBERG.

CHESS.COM.....WISEN UP!!!!! WHAT YOU'RE DOING IS LIKE HANDING OUT FREE CIGARETTES JUST "TO SHOW PEOPLE HOW GOOD THEY TASTE". GET 'EM ADDICTED THEN MAKE 'EM PAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY.

I AM TRULY ASHAMED OF YOU CHESS.COM. TSK TSK TSK.

 

Smartattack

How much you get paid to write this funny posts?

KilgoreBass

Cheater, you not only seem a very arrogant person, but a cheapskate as well.......pay the measly fee, and you WON'T see ads.....

( let me guess, you have some cheating moral principle excuse for not shelling out a few pennies a day......ZZZZZZzzzzzzzzZZZZZZZzzzzzzzz.....if I had to take a wild guess, you just like to hear yourself complain about the world, while patting your own PERFECT back)

BTW, it was nice to see that YOU were the person who had their buttons pushed in anger......maybe Chess.com is playing YOU (??), and that is why you aren't banned yet.......

think about it Genius.....

cheater_1

Killgore, I'm a man of PRINCIPLES. I once spent $75 to win $50 just to prove a point and prove I'm right. I'm no cheapskate.

This world will nickel and dime you to death..you'll find that out when you grow up to be a big boy. If every person in the USA would just send me a shiny new penny, then I'd be worth about 3 million dollars. Come on, wont you send me a penny. It's only a penny. We're just gonna increase the gas tax by 4 cents. It's only 4 cents. Oh yeah, sales tax will be increased by 1/4%. That's all. We're cutting your weekly hours from 40 to 38. It's only 2 hours. BTW, were reducing your hourly wage by 32 cents. It's only a quarter, nickel, 2 pennies. You have to start this chess tourney down one pawn. What's one pawn, right? No big deal.

GET WITH IT!!!!! Don't you get it? It never ends. Once you give up something, then they got you and want MORE. I LIVE IN THE REAL WORLD BABY.

Smartattack

I think this guy gets paid a cent for each entry on his thread...oops just gave him another centTongue out

KilgoreBass

I live in the "real world" as well, and understand there is no free lunch, just compromises......

surely, YOU understand that advertising is the backbone of free Internet sites ....it is up to YOU if to decide to pay one way (by having ads visible), or the other way at Chess.com......you can also chose door #3, and don't use Chess.com....you act as if you are being forced to be here against your will.....

your arguments are very weak......more wild emotion than substance or logic, IMO....

PS: trust me, I have grown up to be a "big boy"......(hint: I don't complain about the little things that I can easily change if I so desire)....

PPS: if you want a penny, give me your PayPal account, and I will send it.....your move....

cypresscougar
Smartattack wrote:

How much you get paid to write this funny posts?


 LOL

bondiggity

lol just buy a membership and stop complaining. 

chessfanforlife

Cheater....Stop crying in the basement of your mama's house......sad.......getting put down by a 11 year old....

grensley

red...the color of internet anger.  Social experiments can be fun, but you have to know when to stop.

u0-0-0

hah...free screensavers

that's awesome

brandonQDSH

cheater_1

YOU REMEMBERED OUR ANNIVERSARY. YOU LOVE US; YOU REALLY DO LOVE US :)

WHAT DID YOU GET US TO CELEBRATE THE OCCASION? ARE YOU GOING TO BUY ERIK SOME FLOWERS AND TAKE HIM OUT TO A NICE RESTAURANT? IF YOU NEED ANY HELP IN PLANNING, DON'T HESITATE TO LET US KNOW :))

Chessroshi

What to get Pathetic_1 on his 1 year Antiversary, hmmmm maybe some monkey poopoo? Just pay and get a membership, or can't you afford it after all your a/c bills to blow that hot air out yur house?

ADK

Congratulations cheater_1 for your 1 YEAR ANNIVERSARY HERE. (Almost here.)

ADK

dwaxe

I bet you'll leave if Erik stops paying you.

cheater_1

Pay to play? NEVER. I'm a bit too smart to fall into advertisers' traps. I'm a SCHOLAR remember? 90%.....a FULL 9 out of 10 sites out there are just a FRONT for advertisers to make $$$. The odds are this is one of them but I can not pass judgement as I do not have all the facts. Remember, I only deal in FACTS and will not speak before I think.

Delve into the history of any of the  "free" sites out there that has made a significant revenue and you'll learn that the owners were just people thinking of a way to make $$$ on the internet and not starting a site that they had a personal interest in. You think BEZOS had a passion for books before he launched Amazon? HA. You think CRAIG loved advertising before he launched his LIST? HA. You think BRIN just didnt get enough info in his real life and really needed Google to fill a need? HA. The story has not been written on the guys that started this site, but more likely than not, I'll bet there is not a passion for CHESS in their personal and private lives. Before this site, I'll bet  money that not one of the people involved in this site devoted more than 1 hour per week of their own time playing chess. I'LL PUT MONEY ON THAT ONE!!!

I am here not to make money. I am here not because I like you all. I am not here because of the stimulating conversation. I am here because of ALL THE 1000s of members here, I AM THE MOST PASSIONATE ABOUT CHESS. If there was a list that ranked the users of this site on their chess ENTHUSIASM, I would undoubtedly be ranked #1.

I......AM......THE.....REAL......DEAL.

RyanMK

Yes, so enthusiastic to play, you are willing to dish out money so that you can experience everything chess related, oh wait, no you don't.

mowque

you make it sound like making money is a crime. I think i get my moneys worth

erik
cheater_1 wrote:

The story has not been written on the guys that started this site, but more likely than not, I'll bet there is not a passion for CHESS in their personal and private lives. Before this site, I'll bet  money that not one of the people involved in this site devoted more than 1 hour per week of their own time playing chess. I'LL PUT MONEY ON THAT ONE!!!


i'll take that bet :) how much?