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Your Programmer joke (the one who bought 12 loaves of bread) reminded me of a real life incident that happened to me:

I was teaching Physics and Chemistry at a Charter School years ago. The school had an open cafeteria so the children could get fruit to eat throughout the day.
One day one of my students raised her hand and asked, "Dr. Greiner, may I go get an apple from the cafeteria?"
"Yes, you may," I answered.
"Would you like an apple?"
"I'd like a pear," said I.
She literally brought me two apples. So Funny. 

But I do not get the stick figure cartoon

Did you hear about the man who got fired from the calendar company for taking a day off?

My Vegan friend thinks the butcher is gross, but I told him someone who sells fruits and vegetables is grocer.

The worst train driver in history was being investigated. He was asked, "How many trains did you derail last year?" He said, "I don't know... it's too hard for me to keep track."

I once saw I one-legged man hitch-hiking, so I pulled over and said, "Hop in."

Nice ones KB,esp. #8988!

I don't buy Velcro, it's just a big rip off

That reminds me, did you hear about the Siamese twin who got mad at his brother for trying to rip him off?

I am not sure why they call them "French fries," … They're always made in grease.

It seems to me that if Hungary would invade Turkey, they wouldn't be Hungary any more.

Let me give you three unwritten rules of business:

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Two antennas got married last week, and the reception was fantastic

LOL did you laugh and let her know.......The stick figure guy with his over dramatic rant about the 90 second wait made me laugh...and good ones.