My Rematch Request Was Rejected!

What happened to Bloggs?

We think he d...I...e...d...

Really? Probably just a break.

*Some people*  think he has died. 

Fine

I gotta keep the faith

Fred probably hasn’t died. Maybe just a break from chess.com

I just hope rematch hasn’t died

As you can see it didn't.

You probably weren’t here at around post  2000 we had post after post after post every night

Something sudden happened,he just messaged me his excitement about adding, this day in history,to his other thread , Why is the rook so short, then nothing...He made an announcement he would be off both threads because he was moving back in june,he was not off a whole day at that time. These two threads were where he was obviously spending a large amount of his time.I don't think he would just abandon it with no explanation.I hope he is ok too....As far as the thread dying is a concern,if we just keep posting it won't.

5. The Man in a Hot Air Balloon

A man in a hot air balloon realized he was lost. He reduced altitude and spotted a woman below. He descended a bit more and shouted, “Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago, but I don’t know where I am.”

The woman below replied, “You’re in a hot air balloon hovering approximately 30 feet above the ground. You’re between 59 and 60 degrees north latitude and between 107 and 108 degrees west longitude.”

“You must be an engineer,” said the balloonist.

“I am,” replied the woman, “How did you know?”

“Well,” answered the balloonist, “everything you told me is technically correct, but I’ve no idea what to make of your information, and the fact is I’m still lost. Frankly, you’ve not been much help at all. If anything, you’ve delayed my trip.”

The woman below responded, “You must be in Management.”

“I am,” replied the balloonist, “but how did you know?”

“Well,” said the woman, “you don’t know where you are or where you’re going. You have risen to where you are due to a large quantity of hot air. You made a promise, which you’ve no idea how to keep, and you expect people beneath you to solve your problems. The fact is you are in exactly the same position you were in before we met, but now, somehow, it’s my fault.”

Why did you post two things twice?

I don't know why it does that sometimes .I deleted the double

Two engineering students were crossing campus when one asked the other, "Where did you get such a great bike?"

The second engineer replied, "Well, I was walking along yesterday minding my own business when a beautiful woman rode up on this bike. She threw the bike to the ground, took off all her clothes and said, "Take what you want."

"The second engineer nodded approvingly, "Good choice; the clothes probably wouldn't have fit."

Oh ok XD 

Rematch declined, repost deleted .Seems to be a  common thread here.

Cool clock!