New chess group for anyone who loves to garden.

Please feel free to join if you want to grow. 

http://www.chess.com/groups/home/gardening-group

this one never quite took off.

The gardening group or your wifes sex life?

when one pluralising "wife", turn the F to a V and add an S after the E.  

you try so hard.

plus, because there is more than one wife, there would be more than one sex life.  the word would be "lives".

Indeed. One must not forget the apostrophe if they want to keep the punctuation nazis in their bunkers. 

Regardless; it is good to see you greasing your pole before you raise your flag. And even though your jolly roger only makes it half mast, I'm sure your wives salute your effort. 

Oh! Good lord, I started a sentence with, and...the shame of it all.

I'm happy to see you trolling here. Every gardening group invite needs at least one weed.

oh you're making a metaphor implying i can't get my penis errect.  super-original.

super