It's amazing!!
none here care to introduce themselves?

Ann: Bet your real name is Ant. Separated from a butch female from New Zealand. Have a 14 year old dog and a cat named Yogi.Addicted to fags and white wine. Likes Psycho and Pinot Grigio....Right?
hahahahaha omg hahahahahahaha that is funny!!!! you choose Kay ;)

I see the OP hasn't been back to his interative thread since he started it 3 weeks ago. hmmm....
Wasn't he back three hours ago?

my name is lendl, 31 years old and i am from germany but live in canada. cfc rating 1630, online chess 1730, standard 1430, blitz 1470, tactics 1600, mentor 1820 and for some reason, my bullet rating is dropping daily at a meager 1230. furthermore, despite what you hear, i love trolling forums to get a rise out of people and i am also quite good at this game. there is no correlation between chess ability and meek behavior.

there is no correlation between chess ability and meek behavior.
Regression analysis does, however, indicate an inverse-square correlation between trolling and maturity.

I see the OP hasn't been back to his interative thread since he started it 3 weeks ago. hmmm....
Wasn't he back three hours ago?
Oh, I see him! Brave man.

I'm near Master strength at spelling and grammar, correct. It's a pity my chess play doesn't show similar improvement...

there is no correlation between chess ability and meek behavior.
Regression analysis does, however, indicate an inverse-square correlation between trolling and maturity.
unlikely, i believe it would be more of a directly proportional linear scale where on one axis you have (x) = amount of trolling and on the (y) axis = complete and utter disdain for week minded individuals who fall pray to simple rouses.

unlikely, i believe it would be more of a directly proportional linear scale where on one axis you have (x) = amount of trolling and on the (y) axis = complete and utter disdain for week minded individuals who fall pray to simple rouses.
Your hypothesis would be more convincing if the word "rouse" had the meaning that you attribute to it.

i like your english - its very helpfull to learn that language - i am very bad with english - so go on - it was not ironic - your quotes are often in a fine language.
Your English is fine. There are plenty of native English speakers who are less coherent in written English.
My writing style is fairly good because I graduated from school forty years ago... back when the syllabus actually included spelling and grammar.

how do you spell "rouse" - like house but with an r instead of h?
He meant "ruse"... a trap or trick. "Rouse" is indeed a word... pronounced "rahwz"... but it means "to wake someone up".

as always is the case when a feeble minded simpleton is wrong they look for a spelling mistake to deflect attention. well done.

Welcome Oscar. Pleasure to meet you sir. Plenty of good resources here to help with your game. Hope you stick around and enjoy it here.

Greetins man
My name is Stelios and i m from/live in the largest island in Greece...Crete... I m almost 35... If you have problem with your car A/C i m your man...From time to time i play otb with friends (they are better than,me but somehow i manage to win em)...My rating sucks cause i am to lazy to study and i have low attention span... I joined this site for the chess but i stayed for the trollin!!! i really enjoy reading good trolling posts... Me ,i m not really good at trolling, and english make it hard for me ...lol...horde for the win

"Me and you and a dog named Boo" is another song I didn't write.
That song lept to mind for me as well. Wild.
"I remember to this day
The bright red Georgia clay
And how it stuck to the tires
After the summer rain
Will power made that old car go
A woman's mind told me that so
Oh how I wish
We were back on the road again
Me and you and a dog named boo
Travellin' and livin' off the land
Me and you and a dog named boo
How I love being a free man
I can still recall
The wheat fields of St. Paul
And the morning we got caught
Robbing from an old hen
Old McDonald he made us work
But then he paid us for what it was worth
Another tank of gas
And back on the road again
I'll never forget the day
We motored stately into big L.A.
The lights of the city put settlin'
Down in my brain
Though it's only been a month or so
That old car's buggin' us to go
We've gotta get away and get back on
The road again"
Loved that song back in the day...
hey It rhymes!